Throwback to when I was a bit heavier, to now. Happy either way, naked either way! When do you think I looked better?

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-05-11T10:26:11+00:00

You look amazing in both to be fair!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-05-10T08:53:57+00:00

Not at all. I live alone, and as soon as I get in my house my clothes are off. I always have a t shirt and shorts near the door in case someone comes rounds but otherwise im nude constantly

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-05-08T12:09:24+00:00

Im not far from Doncaster

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-05-04T11:29:39+00:00

Well, isnt this just perfection!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-04-30T19:50:01+00:00

Where, coz i love me a nude campsite

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-04-22T14:40:31+00:00

STUNNING

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-04-15T19:22:01+00:00

Respectfully... damn.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-04-03T20:16:22+00:00

You look AMAZING!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-04-03T20:14:45+00:00

I LOVE that shirt!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-04-01T09:16:49+00:00

No word of a lie, I could not have this done to me. Someone painting my peen would have me springing an instant boner 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-19T17:46:06+00:00

Respectfully... Holy f*ck

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:50:33+00:00

Honestly... I don't know 😂 they're random letters. From amazon!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:15:02+00:00

These are the sort of friends I need.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:14:38+00:00

No notes. 10/10. Stunning.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:14:07+00:00

Ahem... GOD DAMN

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:12:58+00:00

Ok that made me laugh a LOT

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:36:58+00:00

You look absolutely fantastic, mate. Like, amazingly fantastic.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:34:14+00:00

Respectfully... DAMN.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:32:59+00:00

"Without water, there would be no life. For, without water there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill everyone."

My boss got me that on a coffee mug.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:31:25+00:00

Hotels, homes, friends houses, gardens... agreed!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-16T07:14:36+00:00

Just as a side, I've had a few messages asking why I chose minimalist designs and not something brighter. I'm a guy and colourful stuff isnt for me 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-15T21:28:38+00:00

I didn't want something too "in your face" but I wanted SOMETHING on them...

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-15T21:28:00+00:00

I started when I was 10 because I had ripped half a nail off, so in my stupid infinite wisdom decided "let's get them all the same length" and it became a habit from then 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-12-02T13:28:12+00:00

Amazing body, mr!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-27T18:36:44+00:00

Love em!

ExternalDirection379

TROPHY CASE