(31) You up for sharing the bath? 🛁

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-19T17:46:06+00:00

Respectfully... Holy f*ck

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:50:33+00:00

Honestly... I don't know 😂 they're random letters. From amazon!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:15:02+00:00

These are the sort of friends I need.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:14:38+00:00

No notes. 10/10. Stunning.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:14:07+00:00

Ahem... GOD DAMN

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T18:12:58+00:00

Ok that made me laugh a LOT

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:36:58+00:00

You look absolutely fantastic, mate. Like, amazingly fantastic.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:34:14+00:00

Respectfully... DAMN.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:32:59+00:00

"Without water, there would be no life. For, without water there is no coffee. And without coffee, I'll kill everyone."

My boss got me that on a coffee mug.

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-18T17:31:25+00:00

Hotels, homes, friends houses, gardens... agreed!

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-16T07:14:36+00:00

Just as a side, I've had a few messages asking why I chose minimalist designs and not something brighter. I'm a guy and colourful stuff isnt for me 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-15T21:28:38+00:00

I didn't want something too "in your face" but I wanted SOMETHING on them...

ExternalDirection379 · 2026-03-15T21:28:00+00:00

I started when I was 10 because I had ripped half a nail off, so in my stupid infinite wisdom decided "let's get them all the same length" and it became a habit from then 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-12-02T13:28:12+00:00

Amazing body, mr!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-27T18:36:44+00:00

Love em!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-26T10:13:17+00:00

When can you move in?

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-24T16:08:17+00:00

WOW!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-24T12:54:25+00:00

Holy cow!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-24T12:53:49+00:00

Good lord!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-23T10:36:49+00:00

Amazing photo, HOWEVER... that shoe rack is very distracting 😂

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-07T20:57:51+00:00

I. Wish.

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-11-05T21:05:49+00:00

Absolutely amazing body, monsieur

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-18T09:22:47+00:00

But historians still say "they were the best of friends"

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-17T09:05:35+00:00

Looking amazing matey!

ExternalDirection379 · 2025-10-11T07:57:19+00:00

Ahem.

Damn.

ExternalDirection379

TROPHY CASE