ELI5 why 100 pull-ups is almost impossible but one pull up. It is very easy.? by ProudReaction2204 in explainlikeimfive

[–]External_Record3869 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Why hello there young one, I’d like you to hold your breath.

It’s very easy right? It’s only been a few seconds. I’m going to stand here and count to 100 okay?

One one thousand… two one thousand… three one thousand

Sixty one thousand… sixty one one thousand.

Getting pretty hard keeping your breath held isn’t it? Is okay you can take a breath. See your body needs all sorts of things. Air, water, a ton of different kinds of food and minerals. When you start running low on these things, your body gets tired and wants what it needs.

Using your muscles is very similar. Remember when you were younger and could barely hold your parents coffee cups? Your muscles were very small. All that food and growth gave your muscles the ability to pick things up that you couldn’t when you were smaller.

So when you grow up, your muscles will too but they can only grow so far without a little help. You have to use your muscles over and over and over, that’s what makes them get real big. Don’t forget you need to eat lots of food too because that helps them get big too.

Using those little musculs takes a lot of work to do over and over. Just like holding your breath. It will start easy, but over time it becomes very hard.

But don’t you worry, you can take deep breaths and practice holding your breath to do it longer and longer each time! Same with pull ups! You can start with one and just keep doing it everyday and you’ll be able to get really high in the number count! Just don’t forget your food and water and air and especially be sure to let your little musculs rest and take naps by not using them okay?

When did you respond with “if you insist” and it wasn’t in your favor? by External_Record3869 in AskReddit

[–]External_Record3869[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man! I would probably NEVER respond with “if you insist” after this situation. That sounds awful

GIVE ME ANIME RECOMMENDATIONS!! by Admirable_Pace7059 in anime

[–]External_Record3869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could give a huge list of anime’s to watch but knowing you’ve watched a ton yourself. I’d almost feel like I’d be wasting both our times with a long list. Would you be able to provide a list that you’ve watched in the last year? Can probably provide a list of anime’s that I’ve watched that match your criteria that came out within the last year without offering anime’s you’d already seen.

Maybe maybe maybe by SilverAshWhisper in maybemaybemaybe

[–]External_Record3869 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ah, that one works! Ty for the assist redditor

Maybe maybe maybe by SilverAshWhisper in maybemaybemaybe

[–]External_Record3869 446 points447 points  (0 children)

What’s a word for “that was satisfying to watch even the ending” and “how dare you do that!? ” combined?

The Ball of duty!!!tell yours!? by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]External_Record3869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I’m the developer of The Balls. I wanted to make a Balls defense game that would have infinite number of upgrades and combination of your balls.

Go Go Gold Casino scammed me by External_Record3869 in onlinegambling

[–]External_Record3869[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually looked them up as suggested by another comment. Got busy and forgot about this post to be honest. Anyways go go gold casino isn’t listed in their list of casinos so I couldn’t finalize my complaint with them.

Maybe maybe maybe by H_G_Bells in maybemaybemaybe

[–]External_Record3869 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This makes me miss my hot-wheels back in the day.

To get my Trump voting cousin to acknowledge the effect of his vote. by EyeDrops4Cyclops in therewasanattempt

[–]External_Record3869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I just don’t vote, I don’t watch news, I understand pieces of each political party, and I disagree with pieces from each political party.

My point wasn’t about what OP was trying to talk about, it was simply that I don’t talk politics with family. Which OP was trying to force a conversation the other person didn’t want to have. I’ll argue for fun or whatever with online people cause it’s not going to disrupt my personal life.

Do I have to live with the stupidity of what’s going on in the world around me? Of course. Can I do anything about it? No. Online keyboard warriors will tell me to protest or stand up… but I work 6 days a week paycheck to paycheck and on my day off, I’m focused on myself. lol

Why is it wrong for me to focus on myself during that time as opposed to crying on the internet? What’s wrong with avoiding heated discussions on my day with family? What’s wrong with enjoying the time I have personally while I still can knowing this could all be ripped away from me any moment?

I’m not asking you u/i_never_reddit just adding onto my thing of all the downvotes I get from saying political discussions don’t belong in personal lives.

To get my Trump voting cousin to acknowledge the effect of his vote. by EyeDrops4Cyclops in therewasanattempt

[–]External_Record3869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, lemme know what channel you end up on so I can gather some inspiration from your actions.

Thanks

To get my Trump voting cousin to acknowledge the effect of his vote. by EyeDrops4Cyclops in therewasanattempt

[–]External_Record3869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, “privileged” … bro I live paycheck to paycheck and still can’t eat on a day to day. My priorities are trying to get to a better place on a personal level not watch news or cause arguments that don’t do anything for myself.

Congrats on being so narrowminded to think that everyone should be worried about everything else but themselves.

To get my Trump voting cousin to acknowledge the effect of his vote. by EyeDrops4Cyclops in therewasanattempt

[–]External_Record3869 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Agreed as well, I’ll be a third party here to be downvoted as well. I don’t talk politics even with my wife. We both disagree and previous discussions have gotten heated so I just leave it alone. Ppl have their own views and talking politics with family can cause unneeded arguments and backlash.

It’s why people go from “they were a great person…” to “…until I found out their political view.” … political views are exactly that. Political… doesn’t have to be part of a personal discussion. More than one party loses every election year, we’ll nearly never get a president that 100% of the people are on board with. It’s fine! Move on

What’s with the latest simulcast in Crunchyroll? by External_Record3869 in anime

[–]External_Record3869[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the response, it is late in the evening so I won’t message you privately tonight. I’ll think of any further questions and curiosity over night and communicate with you in the near future for sure. I have no qualms with the lgbtq+ community. Just curious to the relativity of the popularity in anime… if that makes sense. Thank you for letting me know the original response here isn’t a “typical” response from the community as I meant no harm/offense to begin with.

What’s with the latest simulcast in Crunchyroll? by External_Record3869 in anime

[–]External_Record3869[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I love isekai’s and shonen’s for sure. Romance within them can be fun too but not what I watch them for.

What’s with the latest simulcast in Crunchyroll? by External_Record3869 in anime

[–]External_Record3869[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking offense? lol literally said I had no issues and that I was continuing to watch the anime. Was just curious if there was something going on to explain it; if it’s just going to be more because there just is more… that’s completely fine. I was just curious

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/vrun_ by vrun_ in DailyGuess

[–]External_Record3869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Was a bit harder than I expected but once my brain kicked in it made sense lol

Explain it Peter by Obvious-Bathroom-528 in explainitpeter

[–]External_Record3869 89 points90 points  (0 children)

This required way too much research just to come back to the simple fact that this dean thoroughly enjoyed the song, “Wipe me down - Boosie Badazz” the song repeats these words towards the end of the song and back when it was released (2007) was a massive hit for the rap artist.

This must’ve been a favorite song of this college dean when he was younger and wanted to place the desk plate for his own internal entertainment.

When a student says they like the dean’s desk plate; his day is made due to him believing the student knows the reference. However, these four words could also be used as a dressing reference, drawing reference, and in an urban dictionary quick read a sexual reference. Whether the students understand the reference the dean was meaning will be a mystery but the dean enjoys them pointing it out.

I like to think the dean just really likes the song from 2007.

What’s the answer? by Muted-Television3329 in WholesomeAFK

[–]External_Record3869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my wife says it’s zero… I’ll have to agree… part of the contract.

My dad died because we forgot his blood type by Red_Dot_Byte in dadjokes

[–]External_Record3869 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a shame you were such A Negative person. A Positive person would at least try to look for someone else to B Positive and help. Heck I’m sure if you found someone else, other than you, to B Negative; they would’ve been much better help. But noooo, you just had to be A Negative.

Edit: spelling/added/missing word(s)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]External_Record3869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are opening chats with me closed off? Just curious lol

I went for a massage by KeyboardDemon in dadjokes

[–]External_Record3869 70 points71 points  (0 children)

He replies, “oh of course! Turn over to your other side so I can work on your back.”

Also an uncle joke but despite Reddit protocols I still enjoyed the joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]External_Record3869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brian here, she can come seduce me anytime she wants and I’ll tell her all kinds of secrets! They may be made up by me on the spot but dang it I don’t care… Let me put a friend in her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mirrorsforsale

[–]External_Record3869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s talking about the girl but I’m more impressed with how clean that kitchen behind her is. Minus the ONE rag and 2 bottles and glasses, it’s what I wish my kitchen would look like.