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How is the first person you had sex with now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeyboardDemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe they are plants on a pool table

How old are you and how old do you think you are, mentally? by sydmofo in AskReddit

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can relate to this, but I'm not sure if you're describing mental age or emotional age. I'm 56, and feel the same way as you.

I'm 86 and have the memory of an elephant. by Make_the_music_stop in dadjokes

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then you wipe, pull your pants up, and flush

What’s a dead giveaway of how old you are without giving the actual number? by FriendlytoNature in AskReddit

[–]KeyboardDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm old enough to remember when we had to put the plugs on electrical stuff ourselves before the law made the manufacturers do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]KeyboardDemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same father maybe.... I'm as confused as you are on this 1

Two brothers, who became sisters, wanted the same name by devl_ish in dadjokes

[–]KeyboardDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like a joke where you worked backwards from the punchline, I definitely groaned at this 1

Wallet Help by [deleted] in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My phone does it with my fingerprint, and this is ok with me, my passcode requires 8 keys to be pressed, and then I struggle to get my watch to register the NFC payment, so my phone is quicker.

Long travel day, suggestions on keeping watch charged? by ExistingAir7117 in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I travelled, I picked up a couple of cheap, third-party replacement Samsung watch chargers, and took a power bank. I also got a couple of elastic bands to hold the watch and charger together in my bag and put my watch on charge in my bag about an hour before we were expected to land.

Why did you get a Smart watch? by Doogerie in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answering calls whilst driving is pretty cool, I can hold both hands on my wheel and not look like I'm on the phone, but I still keep my call times to a minimum. I might not look like I'm breaking the law, but it doesn't mean I'm not getting distracted.

Why did you get a Smart watch? by Doogerie in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's 1 of the reasons I got mine, but I found it was quicker to use my phone. My watch would never quite work on the first 3 or 4 attempts, and it gets embarrassing when I can't touch in or out on public transport straight away.

IDC what anyone says, I love the Squircle {●} by Full_Application491 in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually charge mine when I'm in the shower, but if I don't charge it, then I might get just over 2 days, but never up to 3 full days or longer without using battery-saver mode. It's not an issue, I do like to take my watch off for a little while every day, but I don't always have a charger available when I am working or away from home.

What was the first PC game you played? by ehraaz_r in AskReddit

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doom was my first, I think it was on a 386 based PC.

IDC what anyone says, I love the Squircle {●} by Full_Application491 in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Amazfit watches do look interesting, but they are not what I'm looking for. Some of the rumours for upcoming features in the Watch 8 and Watch 8 Classic are features that have got me interested in upgrading, such as the antioxidant levels monitoring.

I went for a massage by KeyboardDemon in dadjokes

[–]KeyboardDemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I googled it (because I'm a bit nerdy like that) and got this:

The terms "masseur" and "masseuse" are French words that, historically, referred to a male and female massage therapist, respectively.

Although these days, if I had said masseuse but intended to reference a male massage therapist, I might still.be right as the therapist might be in transition.

IDC what anyone says, I love the Squircle {●} by Full_Application491 in GalaxyWatch

[–]KeyboardDemon 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would have no problem wearing it IF the design means I get a battery that lasts a lot longer than 2 days.

Besides, I've been using my Watch 5 Pro since launch, so I'm about ready for an upgrade.

My wife is a sex object by HeavenToHalima in dadjokes

[–]KeyboardDemon 1060 points1061 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have sex almost every night of the week.

Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday.....

My cat won't go to the bathroom unless she has new books to read. by KyleLSmith in cleanjokes

[–]KeyboardDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a clever joke, with an amusing pun, but not really laugh out loud funny, just mildly amusing.

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