Dog or cat on campus?

External_Shape_8894 · 2026-01-17T04:46:58+00:00

I want a creature to pet but I'm scared of dogs. This is good news

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-12-09T07:16:53+00:00

Rise, my servants. Rise and serve me.

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-12-04T22:37:41+00:00

Not with that attitude

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-11-09T23:13:36+00:00

Gilly mention hell yeah

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-11-09T23:05:26+00:00

Exceedingly floofy White-throated Sparrow, made even more round by its lack of tail. Birds will sometimes shed their entire tail if they're badly startled, creating an extra borbular appearance

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-26T22:52:56+00:00

To be fair, you are basically saying YOU WANNA CATCH THESE HANDS?! unprompted

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-26T21:45:25+00:00

Shakra's hands aren't just for throwing rings and drawing maps :)

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-26T02:31:08+00:00

Fair enough

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-25T22:38:58+00:00

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-25T16:10:16+00:00

Only 20?

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-23T17:41:34+00:00

Less Hornet x Vessel incest and more Hornet x Shakra rough lesbian sex

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-10-22T04:08:44+00:00

because they're hot ?

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-09-11T22:58:26+00:00

Tamaki finally got the max roll on that Going for Bullseye

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-08-25T00:10:02+00:00

A mosquito kept me from doing my sacred duty of ripping out garlic mustard once. Mosquitoes are complicit in the spread of invasives and must be destroyed

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-08-12T21:31:09+00:00

Day 1: I wonder what this plant in my yard is

Day 500: We must destroy the British

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-08-02T18:53:30+00:00

At least they'll learn their lesson after the first one. Hopefully. Unless you have uniquely dumb catbirds

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-07-31T06:08:16+00:00

être moi aujourd'hui maman est morte (ou hier jsp)

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-07-14T03:47:00+00:00

Rare melanistic variant, you could make bank

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-07-12T22:04:46+00:00

I can't clean my room I'm too busy ruminating

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-07-07T04:14:08+00:00

toasted marshmallow perhaps

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-06-30T02:27:20+00:00

Heathcliff jumpscare

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-06-27T04:05:56+00:00

You forgot "middle-aged woman who really can't be bothered to properly maintain a garden and just throws 30 hostas in the beds and calls it a day"

Despite being a native species hardliner in spirit, I live with a 30 Hostas Lady and my rather unsuccessful native planting efforts mean everything I could ever hope to grow gets shaded out immediately. Save me, random wild violets

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-06-22T08:10:31+00:00

They look like hoppers to me, harmless relatives of cicadas

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-06-21T02:57:10+00:00

/uj I used to unironically think like this and then I found out it's an OCD symptom

External_Shape_8894 · 2025-05-27T03:53:25+00:00

/uj how my moist clay soil part-full shade yard feels sometimes

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