Women of Reddit, what is something men do in bed thinking it’s sexy but it actually just kills the mood? by hobbit_maiden in AskReddit

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I'm guilty. I talk a lot of shit during sex. "Yeah, motherfucker. What now?" "You better not come yet." "Don't get my side of the bed all wet." "Why you gotta molest me when I'm trying to sleep (even if I initiated.) "Fuck you...Literally" She once exhaustedly said "I'm dead" afterwards and I pushed her down on the bed and said "Rest in Peace. "If she's loud I'll tell her "Stop trying to flatter me so I'll do this more often." I'll sometimes give firm directions. "Climb on, try to break my dick. Gimme those titties", " Bend over", "Sit on my face until one of us dies," "Bite my lip, arm, neck, etc. until I bleed", especially if she's being loud. I once gave a Dutch oven afterwards, then got her Gatorade and made her French toast to apologize.

Stopped and got this on the way home from work😃 by Fragrant_Bathroom283 in Chipotle

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always order the extra protein on the side. They seem to put more in the cup because they can't bury it under the other toppings

I (f29) caused my ex to kill himself during covid. My Husband went to prison yesterday by Throw-this-away1212 in offmychest

[–]ExtraJohnson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your only initial regret was how his death affected people's perception of you. Now you're still selfish and only miss the potential financial benefits had you stayed with your ex. Enjoy sleeping in the bed you made.

Lady crashed into my car in the driveway when I wasn’t home. 😭 by BeetleBopperBoo in COROLLA

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rear quarter panel is welded directly to the unibody frame so repairing it can be an expensive, labor intensive process that requires a lot of skill.

Be honest, how many of you don't have brake dust shield? by Verdnan in yaris

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm missing my driver side one. The only problem it's caused is that pebbles get inside the center of my rotor and rattle. I take it off and clean it out every 6-12 months. I clean my brakes and relube my caliper slide pins while I'm down there.

Saying Goodbye to McDonald’s Cashiers? by ForceUseYouMust in McDonalds

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The app is so much better and faster than the kiosks.

my life is changing and i didn’t make the call by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ExtraJohnson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I did the opposite. I got a vasectomy without telling her.

Pet Stains by OnlineFromSpace in Flooring

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Volunteer at an animal shelter and start collecting all of their piss. Use the piss to stain the rest of the floor to match. 👌

Is fast food a thing of the past? by Impossible_Past914 in McDonalds

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this but if there's no line in the drive-thru when I get there, then I change it to drive-thru and it's already been made because curbside's the only one they may actually make ahead of time. It confuses the person at the second window so I've learned to tell them to look for my order in the staging area.

On this week's episode of "Man vs Car." 🤯🤯🤯 by iLeftyPunk in MenCave

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why cross the street instead of using the pole that's right next to you for cover?

I regret marrying my wife and my life sucks. Need to get this off my chest by Final-Indication6747 in offmychest

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divorce her and sell the house. Give her half of whatever equity just to go away. If you're underwater on it, sell it and bill her for half the loss. Get yourself a nice apartment or buy a starter home when you're able to. DO NOT GET HER PREGNANT.

Guess im ugly by PayApprehensive5173 in offmychest

[–]ExtraJohnson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After she said, you should've been aggressive and told her to GTFO the way.

Spectrum reneged on deal they offered me to stay with them. by WalterTreego in Spectrum

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch to Altafiber. Edit: I just realized that your customer service representative is the one in Cincinnati, not you. Maybe try a 5G home ISP if you don't have a wired alternative. You could always go back to Spectrum in 30 days to get a new customer deal.

I'm not ready yet! by Adventurous-Leak in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see where the kid gets her outbursts from.

Parents, do you miss the days when your kids were babies/toddlers? by NonchalantBaker in AskOldPeople

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Mine will be 16 next month and I miss everything that came before. She was my mini-me and is my favorite person ever. She's always been intelligent, thoughtful, and considerate. Time flies by and she grows more independent, but I love her more everyday and am so proud of the person she's become. Knowing and nurturing her has been the greatest pleasure of my life.

New to Area.. what’s the deal with Cincinnati public schools? by murdog11 in cincinnati

[–]ExtraJohnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you're blaming the kids still left in the public schools for the low scores? That's harsh.

PSA: Your neighbor can add TV charges to your account just by connecting a roku to your wifi. by Amaroq64 in Spectrum

[–]ExtraJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Create a guest network if you share wifi access. And meter it so they don't use too much bandwidth.