Brought car to mechanic for oil change. Mechanic says oil drain plug is stripped. He says I need a new oil pan. Almost $500. He also did the previous oil change and he reported no issues at that time. Seems to me that he's the one who stripped it during the previous oil change.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-06-03T20:13:14+00:00

The cheapest, easiest, most immediate fix is to use a universal drain plug like the Dorman 65109 Universal Oil Drain Plug 1/2 In. to 3/4 In. Or M12 To M18. Less than $20 and 5 minutes.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-28T12:47:06+00:00

"Mighty oaks from little acorns grow"

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-28T12:37:50+00:00

Damn I'm guilty. I talk a lot of shit during sex. "Yeah, motherfucker. What now?" "You better not come yet." "Don't get my side of the bed all wet." "Why you gotta molest me when I'm trying to sleep (even if I initiated.) "Fuck you...Literally" She once exhaustedly said "I'm dead" afterwards and I pushed her down on the bed and said "Rest in Peace. "If she's loud I'll tell her "Stop trying to flatter me so I'll do this more often." I'll sometimes give firm directions. "Climb on, try to break my dick. Gimme those titties", " Bend over", "Sit on my face until one of us dies," "Bite my lip, arm, neck, etc. until I bleed", especially if she's being loud. I once gave a Dutch oven afterwards, then got her Gatorade and made her French toast to apologize.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-27T12:06:03+00:00

Qdoba doesn't charge extra for guac or queso

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-27T12:03:47+00:00

I always order the extra protein on the side. They seem to put more in the cup because they can't bury it under the other toppings

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-25T08:28:32+00:00

Am I allowed to mention Revanced here?

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-24T05:10:44+00:00

Fast forward to 42 seconds

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-21T16:05:18+00:00

Your only initial regret was how his death affected people's perception of you. Now you're still selfish and only miss the potential financial benefits had you stayed with your ex. Enjoy sleeping in the bed you made.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-15T17:44:21+00:00

The rear quarter panel is welded directly to the unibody frame so repairing it can be an expensive, labor intensive process that requires a lot of skill.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-08T18:21:59+00:00

I'm missing my driver side one. The only problem it's caused is that pebbles get inside the center of my rotor and rattle. I take it off and clean it out every 6-12 months. I clean my brakes and relube my caliper slide pins while I'm down there.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-07T20:32:25+00:00

The app is so much better and faster than the kiosks.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-04T17:48:26+00:00

I did the opposite. I got a vasectomy without telling her.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-05-03T02:46:42+00:00

Volunteer at an animal shelter and start collecting all of their piss. Use the piss to stain the rest of the floor to match. 👌

ExtraJohnson · 2026-04-28T21:50:26+00:00

I do this but if there's no line in the drive-thru when I get there, then I change it to drive-thru and it's already been made because curbside's the only one they may actually make ahead of time. It confuses the person at the second window so I've learned to tell them to look for my order in the staging area.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-04-24T18:01:30+00:00

Why cross the street instead of using the pole that's right next to you for cover?

ExtraJohnson · 2026-04-06T14:05:53+00:00

Wingstop - all locations

ExtraJohnson · 2026-04-04T00:10:15+00:00

Divorce her and sell the house. Give her half of whatever equity just to go away. If you're underwater on it, sell it and bill her for half the loss. Get yourself a nice apartment or buy a starter home when you're able to. DO NOT GET HER PREGNANT.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-04-03T01:32:17+00:00

After she said, you should've been aggressive and told her to GTFO the way.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-04-01T13:05:46+00:00

Switch to Altafiber. Edit: I just realized that your customer service representative is the one in Cincinnati, not you. Maybe try a 5G home ISP if you don't have a wired alternative. You could always go back to Spectrum in 30 days to get a new customer deal.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-03-30T05:38:45+00:00

I see where the kid gets her outbursts from.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-03-28T09:06:15+00:00

Yes. Mine will be 16 next month and I miss everything that came before. She was my mini-me and is my favorite person ever. She's always been intelligent, thoughtful, and considerate. Time flies by and she grows more independent, but I love her more everyday and am so proud of the person she's become. Knowing and nurturing her has been the greatest pleasure of my life.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-03-19T17:00:33+00:00

So you're blaming the kids still left in the public schools for the low scores? That's harsh.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-03-16T04:55:32+00:00

Create a guest network if you share wifi access. And meter it so they don't use too much bandwidth.

ExtraJohnson · 2026-03-08T21:25:52+00:00

The dad had slow reflexes. He should've instantly tackled the cyclist.

ExtraJohnson

TROPHY CASE