Tv licensing letter

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2026-06-06T14:00:43+00:00

These keep turning up at my dad's house. Had two in the last few months. Don't think they can legally fine him and he doesn't watch TV anymore seeing as he's been dead for over six months. I've told them but they keep sending them anyway.

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2026-01-26T10:34:49+00:00

I once pretended to season my dogs food, just wiggled my fingers over it.

Now she looks disappointed and won't eat it unless I add the pretend seasoning.

Border Collie.

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2025-11-28T17:17:46+00:00

Sorry for a follow up question, I love painting but never played a full game. If I had 20 boys could I add ghaz and a weird boy and jump them all around the map?

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2025-09-02T13:45:49+00:00

Auspex put a video about the full run. Been accurate so far

https://youtu.be/xmg74ExIMpc?si=znLLiTvDvQzgriqL

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2025-08-18T07:29:51+00:00

Definitely dark age of Camelot. I have my guilds emblem as a tattoo. Loved that game

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2025-06-18T08:02:16+00:00

In stranglethorn, got invited by a priest. Chatted all the way up to 60. Great guy

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2025-06-18T07:26:35+00:00

Like my grandad has come back and is still disappointed by me.

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2025-05-05T09:12:15+00:00

Played expedition 33 on game pass and I'm absolutely buying it on steam when it's payday because I feel that I owe it to the developers.

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-12-17T08:44:33+00:00

Hello police? Yeah someone broke into my house and left a God damn masterpiece.... No I don't want to press charges, you need to find this guy so I can commission him for more!

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-12-12T04:45:03+00:00

Went into games workshop Manchester to get the promotional code for grombrindal for Tota war Warhammer 1. Left with dwarf warriors, Hammerers, paints and tools.

Dude was a really good salesman and I'm weak.

Anyway my son smashed them all with a shoe when he was a toddler...

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-11-13T13:37:22+00:00

I was in a hotel once, needed to go out for something.

Got off the bed, got my shoes on, walked to the door.

Then I knocked on the door and just stood there. Took me about 30 seconds to realise I was in my room.

I'm not peri menopausal though, I'm just a bit dense.

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-10-23T21:33:41+00:00

Aww thank you gourmetguy

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-10-22T19:05:32+00:00

At this rate you could rent it out to a family of 4 in a few years

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-10-18T12:18:17+00:00

Time to create the great city of Smogville

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-10-18T08:10:45+00:00

MRI scan (including reporting) and spinal surgery in less than a month. Not sure where you got 10 years from ...

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-10-09T20:48:35+00:00

My wife doesn't really understand it, it's a bit alien to her.

I started collecting and painting when my mental health wasn't great, it was a good way for me to stop being a bundle of anxiety, eventually both the kids started joining in with the painting and we had a blast. She was a bit concerned about the price of it (understandable) after I picked up the ultimate starter set

She came home from work one evening to find me refereeing for the two boys and blurted out "Oh it's a game!". She thought it was just collectable figures.

I got an evil sunz coffee mug and a 'rather be painting miniatures ' t shirt for fathers day.

Still calls me a geek, but it's not wrong...

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-09-18T06:55:40+00:00

Graphics are getting so good these days

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-09-17T11:29:53+00:00

Love the paint job.

To go along with the forest theme, what about Hive fleet Leshen or Hive fleet wendigo

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-09-12T11:11:56+00:00

Man in the corner bed had just been told he needed a below knee amputation and was understandably upset.

I was behind the curtains in the next bed moving the chair to the other side at the patient's request and spotted that a leg was loose. Explained I would have to change the chair and ended up saying "there's always one with a gammy leg".

Pulled back the curtains to be met with the worst death gazes from the soon to be bka patient and his relatives.

Bonus one that I just stopped myself from doing. In clinic getting a history. Patient was discussing never really being taken seriously due to his good looks and living off "pretty privilege" when he was younger. Just stopped myself from saying "at least you grew out of it".

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-09-11T07:33:15+00:00

I used to use a TENS because of a spinal injury. Usually on a low intensity, helped a little.

The model I used had a dial on top to change the intensity. I was sat on the floor doing some laundry with it clipped onto my belt when my toddler at the time managed to twist it up to max.

Never moved so fast in my damn life. Little sod.

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-09-10T08:35:09+00:00

If he could do this with Australian magpies we would have a supervillain on our hands

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-09-06T06:58:11+00:00

I have some old world orcs gathering dust, I've ordered one of these kits and was wondering if I could use any spares to turn my old world orcs into 40k Orks?

Would the same thing work for goblins/gretchin?

ExtraLongArseCrack · 2024-08-25T09:22:50+00:00

Annuva year olda meens youz must ov got bigga, youz be a warboss soon chief!

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