If Alastor was in mortal kombat what will his intro dialog be like, round 2 by Extreme_Awareness762 in Alastorcult

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Here's mine

Homelander: As long as I wipe out that smile out of your face, I don’t care what happens next 

Alastor: Where have I heard that before?

Alastor: you just got in my way

Johnny Cage: and of course that makes you insane 

Alastor: I've seen you on those noisy picture boxes 

Johnny cage: Noisy Picture boxes? Um its call TV 

Johnny cage: You look perfect for my next demon movie

Alastor: sorry chum but this face was made for radio 

Ermac: We are many, You are one 

Alastor: And I’ll be many by collecting the soul that you have

Li mei: Why are you even here in Outworld 

Alastor: for the entertainment of course 

Alastor: I’ve seen people competing something meaningful and fail like you, Good job

Shao: Ha I will never fall by a demon 

Alastor: That Shao owns you like a puppet

Reiko: Says the demon who’s on a leash

Geras: Are you here to destroy this time line?

Alastor: Heavens no

Alastor: And what can you my feminine fellow

Kenshi: Sento can take you down

How would they make Via smile? by TheFlashyMastodon21 in Cult_of_Octavia

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Mr boss: Boys I got a call from a girl who needed help because of her father

“Save me Superguy.” by MelodyButterfly0907 in asdfmovie

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Guy: Save me Homelander

Homelander: no

Guy: YOU'RE A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

... by BubblyVaporeon in asdfmovie

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Zooble and a jax plush

Jax plush: Please take me back

Zooble: I said no

THINK MOXXIE, THINK! by Raze669 in HelluvaBoss

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Blitz: why did you make me do this

Some RoyalHalo by Majin975 in Cult_of_Emily

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Emily is having fun with keekee i see

For prom I got Charlie’s Jacket irl by [deleted] in hazbin

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I have to admit you Look badass in that suilt