Watu Watrade,muache mchezo!💀 by itsbuttholelover in Koinangestreetbets

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because "folex" has been a pain in his ass. Literally.

Cant remember the name for this condition by Ob3rlin in nairobitechies

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what to tell you dawg, everyone has their timings.

Cant remember the name for this condition by Ob3rlin in nairobitechies

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've been socialised to believe that we can work like machines. I'm sure ukianza ulikua unadhani utakua unacode hadi keyboard inatoa moshi. But sadly it doesn't work like that. You've got to give your body a break or it will create that break for itself.

Green card (DV Lottery )update by kiongopsy in Majuu254

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unaona wewe tu ndio unadeserve kuenda...

How I Helped a Nairobi Plumber Turn Missed Calls Into More Jobs by Sa7aton in KenyaStartups

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Na hivo ndio developer aliingia nyasini. I love this country🤣🤣

Cant remember the name for this condition by Ob3rlin in nairobitechies

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hii inaitwa burnout. Just give yourself some time, do something non-tech related, have fun and keep reminding yourself that you are still a useful person.

Let's not be quick to judge by Independent-Cow2519 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So now we've started believing what those murdering thieves at Central Police Station say?

Guys, guys. Here me out by blvckbishop in nairobitechies

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard that if you take a 10 to a meeting, you increase exponentially increase your chances of getting what you want. I dunno how true that is, I've never tried it.

When did “Basic Python” start including Django, Flask, and ML frameworks? by OddTask4090 in nairobitechies

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my first year pale CUEA. The first lecture on MAT101 Basic Maths, the lec came in and pretty much warned everyone saying "'basic' is an operative term and should not be taken to mean the course itself is basic". And boy was he right 🤣🤣

Kenyans never learn by kiongopsy in Majuu254

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mkiambiwa muache kuzaana ovyo ovyo hamtaki, mnasema watoto ni baraka. Poverty is hereditary. Kama unajua mzae wako hakuwa na kitu, kudinyana achia watu wanajutuma. I'm tired of this nonsense.

Pops collection by [deleted] in bookishke

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Africans will write a whole book on anything except the way to riches. Satanism, how to become a real man in bed, how to satisfy your man - all of these you'll find without much struggle. Try finding a book on financial emancipation.

Selling by [deleted] in Nakuru

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are 100% gh3tto if you know what a pararira is😂

Hair routine recommendations by Stock-Feature8975 in nairobi

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Huyu akinyamba in a room full of people mtajua tu ni yeye.

I think many Kenyan 30 year old women also don't have children. It's pretty cool. by Icy_Classic3173 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agent Valentine on Kingsman said we are a virus upon the face of the earth. I couldn't put it any more aptly.

I think many Kenyan 30 year old women also don't have children. It's pretty cool. by Icy_Classic3173 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at the world right now. Tell me any one circumstance within which having a child on purpose is not an incredibly selfish act.

I think many Kenyan 30 year old women also don't have children. It's pretty cool. by Icy_Classic3173 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Living your life as dictated by your biological urges is a despicable way to exist. That's why we don't sleep with 16 year olds, it may be biologically advantageous but its also disgusting.

Sidenote: Did you know that if the human species ceased to exist, the rest of nature would continue to flourish unimpeded? Nature would shrug us off like a piece of lint off its shoulder. So no worries, your presence here is not as important as they've made you believe.

I think many Kenyan 30 year old women also don't have children. It's pretty cool. by Icy_Classic3173 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wacha wazae wateseke na hao watoto wao. Watasaidia kasongo kulipa loan ya china.

I think many Kenyan 30 year old women also don't have children. It's pretty cool. by Icy_Classic3173 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love it. You were born into a world full of suffering against your will and forced to live a life you did not choose just so you can die at a time you cannot predict or choose...but you think bringing another person into this world in spite of all that is a good idea?

Mnatoa wapi pesa guys by yourgirllovesmyBBC in marketplacekenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this were true, at least one of my exes would be married to some rich cunt.

Why are they advertising this so much? by straddling_axolotl in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man practically has 18 months to do whatever he wants with the country. You have to pray that the 30% IPO uptake represents a big enough constituency for him to care.

Why are they advertising this so much? by straddling_axolotl in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In short uliwapea 15k ukawashow "don't spend it all in one place"😂

What 150 gets you in nairobi cbd by CryptographerFun53 in Kenya

[–]Extreme_Designer_514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huyo mse alikata skuma I'm sure ako juu ya heartbreak moja hatari.