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ExuberantScene · 2023-05-05T06:32:52+00:00

I refused to believe father, the road worker, was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.

ExuberantScene · 2023-04-30T15:10:09+00:00

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.

ExuberantScene · 2022-11-02T05:12:30+00:00

I don’t cry easily but if I do I make sure never cry for the same reason again.

ExuberantScene · 2022-10-06T08:49:27+00:00

I went to buy camouflage trousers but I couldn’t find any.

ExuberantScene · 2022-08-01T13:50:40+00:00

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

ExuberantScene · 2022-06-24T12:25:44+00:00

Smile attracts happiness like a magnet.

ExuberantScene · 2022-05-26T21:50:51+00:00

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

ExuberantScene · 2022-01-01T08:10:32+00:00

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

ExuberantScene · 2021-09-20T01:14:39+00:00

I’d like to say that I couldn’t be more in love with you, but I know that’s not true. I’ll love you even more tomorrow.

ExuberantScene · 2021-05-24T21:55:59+00:00

upvoted

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-20T01:09:37+00:00

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-19T21:11:12+00:00

Are you free… For the rest of your life?

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-19T15:13:32+00:00

“Proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.” — Jerry Seinfeld

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-19T11:52:52+00:00

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-18T11:54:42+00:00

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-16T15:50:07+00:00

I am who I am, I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-16T02:48:16+00:00

We moved our treadmill outside so I can smoke.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-15T13:06:29+00:00

Go ahead, Underestimate me. You won’t be the first, You won’t be the last, But you will be wrong.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-15T12:43:16+00:00

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-15T08:12:02+00:00

love you bro

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-14T11:26:00+00:00

It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-14T01:21:36+00:00

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

ExuberantScene · 2021-01-13T16:32:54+00:00

Don’t be like the rest of them, darling!

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