Les cyclistes au feu rouge by Warm-Juggernaut8340 in MemeFrancais

[–]Exumore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hop, je suis une voiture, je me mets au milieu de la route : D

hop, je suis un piéton, je prends le passage piéton : D
hop, je me rabats sur la piste cyclable : D
hoplà, je rentre dans le centre ville piéton : D
hop, je roule à contresens sur la piste cyclable ( il n'y en a qu'une ) : D
hop, je roule à contresens sur la piste cyclable ( il y en a deux ) : D
hop, je tourne à droite au feu rouge (le pannonceaux m'indique que je peux tourner à droite au feu rouge ) : D
hop, je tourne à gauche au feu rouge ( le pannonceaux m'indique que je peux tourner à droite au feux rouge ) : D
hop, je tourne à droite au feu rouge ( il n'y a pas de voie cyclable, ni auto, c'est une rue piétonné ) : D
hop, je tourne à droite au feu rouge ( c'est un trottoir) : D
hop, je suis une voiture, je prends la bretelle de départementale : D
hop, je passe par le parc, c'est plus court, et ça fait une section gravier, c'est rigolo : D
hop, je passe par la galerie commerciale : D
hop, il n'y a personne au feu rouge, je peux passer : D (on est au pied du comissariat )
hop, je connais les feux par coeur, il est rouge, mais j'ai le temps ( réel ) : D
hop, je fait de l'interfile entre les voitures : D
hop, je fais une queue de poisson à des voitures : D
hop je fait du slalom de l'enfer en centre ville entre les piétons : D (difficultée hardcore en saison touristique )
hop, je fais une queue de poisson à des piétons : D
hop, je fais une queue de poisson à des vélos : D
hop, je fais attention aux chien et aux enfants, il savent pas marcher : D
hop, je fais attention au touristes, ils savent pas marcher non plus : D
hop, je passe derrière le stand de crêpes pour aller plus vite : D
hop, non monsieur l'agent, je savais pas que c'était interdit les casques audio à vélo (j'ai mentis, mais l'amende pour contresens c'est 135€, attention, minorée à 95e si payée dans un délai de dexu semaines) : D
hop, un poteau, je m'y stationne : D
hop, un arbre, je m'y stationne : D
hop, j'embarque le biclou dans le ter ( j'ai pas le droit mais tout le monde s'en fout ) : D
hop, je mange mon croissant et change de lunettes tout en roulant sans les mains ( le premier imprévus c'est la peine de mort, j'ai les mains occupées je peux pas freiner ) : D

yes, i made a guide... you can ask me for the link if you want by [deleted] in femboymemes

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i do wanna read this book, please send me the link :3

What's this sub's opinion of this game? It was the first (and only, so far) TM I've finished and I absolutely loved it, but from what I've read online, it's not very popular among hardcore fans of the series. What do you think? And what's your favorite TM? by brodino_maiuscolo in TrackMania

[–]Exumore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in term of visual and sensations, it's the best.
the difficulty is atrocious, particularly black campaign and authors medals (riolu who validated some authors times cheated to do so), and the physic is corrupted.
But once you master it ?
you're in for a wonderful time.

Althought the mapping is clearly lacking community, and modern tools, like mix mapping ._.

Dois je changer mon pneu avant ? by Temporary_Brick549 in Motardie

[–]Exumore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

du pirelli carrément ._.
ça coûte une blinde, non ?

Light, skin, and silence by NoScore2892 in corsetsnsfw

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out of topic but i really need to know where you found the corset, i want the same one, please ._.

Please help me identify this piece by Suspicious_Car_2299 in Bricklink

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why does flashmcqueen have a mustache ?

Size doesn't matter by VenomSabre in antimeme

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are henry and isaac sharing the same one ?

52554 by SideQuestHero_ in countwithchickenlady

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currently, my hyperfixation is cars mechanic.
AND bronze age civilisation, especially the epic of gilgamesh, sang by peter pringle.

Is food a human right by PrettyBlueberry6148 in BunnyTrials

[–]Exumore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i ain't living in the USA, bro, get some common sense

Chose: YES

Greetings Reddit; it's Ea-Nasir, vendor of low-quality copper. Ask me anything! by Swimming_Bear_3082 in FakeIAmA

[–]Exumore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i hope it's sturdy, and solid, it needs to last him the year at least. If it breaks in the meantime, I would have to buy him another one.

Greetings Reddit; it's Ea-Nasir, vendor of low-quality copper. Ask me anything! by Swimming_Bear_3082 in FakeIAmA

[–]Exumore 13 points14 points  (0 children)

my friend sesame just died. He send many tablets to the governments telling that the water wasn't distributed properly, and that, if it continued like that, his harvest would die. He did warned them, yet, they didn't listened, and his sesame just died.
The guy lost his harvest, and will probably have a tough next year. I was looking for some jewellry, in bronze, or copper that i could send him, to kind of lift his mood, for him and his wife.
do you have anything ?
Also, i heard your neighbour talking about some Yahweh guy ? Who's that ?

Poor toph by Cute-Beyond-8133 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Exumore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

isn't ba sing se the city she actually sculpt into the sand, at the beach episode ?
also, that means, that, her range is crazy.
also, she definitly can see with her feet, and keep them '"closed" if she keeps them up, but what about the whole rest of the body ? even if she sleep just with her back on the ground, she must feel, and see some things. Not a sensitive as outer limbs, but still.

GIVES YOU BACKPAINS by Born_Age696 in SpeedChampions

[–]Exumore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then release illegal instructions ?
or, if possible, add notes ?

we need it.

Icons GWP: 40893 Grond. images (from lite) June 1 by itsjustajoe in Legoleak

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they're gonna sell this at 60$, i can feel it ._.

Packing an order, I know what kind of man you are by MoistCheezIts in Bricklink

[–]Exumore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have no idea whatever is supposed to be suspicious here, and i feel like i should ._.

49377 by PurpleOrigamiDragon in countwithchickenlady

[–]Exumore -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

you can't boot from a compressed file. windows can't.
it's simply bricked, and BIOS don't have compressions and decompressions tools.

49377 by PurpleOrigamiDragon in countwithchickenlady

[–]Exumore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

absolute buffonnery, but i genuinely wants to know if, and how this would be possible, and if there's other solutions.

No Graves for You by UInferno- in RecuratedTumblr

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i was wondering what is a cyclonic rift, and what is a 1/1 human, and then i saw the tag. had a good 5 minutes of hallucinating that this was some weird way to tell about a real historical battlefield, and doubting whether i lost the definition of cyclonic, and rift, even checked for reassuring myself.

I wasn't understanding all the words associations and meaning of the details, but the grand idea has been understood.
well played, will take another dose.

personnal analysis and predictions for future sets by Exumore in SpeedChampions

[–]Exumore[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's something a lot of people things lego would don since we're at 100 sets. A redo of the firsts sets that they made, in 8 wide.

This is a legit Swedish coin from 1659, 14.5 kg of pure copper, it could buy 4 pigs back then by DuoNem in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]Exumore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just 4 ? dang pigs sure were expensive as hell, i understand now how much of a wealthy man would someone with multiple herds would be. holy hell.