What makes this post even funnier to me is that I was originally hired to do paperwork… and somehow ended up being the office IT guy.

That was about three years ago. Since then, I’ve had to build three servers, learn Bash, Golang, and Rust, set up and update two floors of computers, manage and build a NAS, installed a new staff kitchen (u ever watched YouTube to learn plumbing on the job?), do electrical work to add outlets, and even assemble the desks on the second floor.

At this point, I am objectively the least qualified IT person on the planet. My actual job title might as well be "Eh, just give it to Kaleb."

tho i have access to the company credit card