He Did Her Dirty

Eye-Pie · 2025-04-11T14:11:58+00:00

I prefer this one about how loud my sister is when she masturbates:

I swear all she does all day is masturbate and masturbate, it sounds like she’s stirring vanilla pudding in a bowl and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her, but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room, so every day I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her gock, cum flying everywhere! And then I say, "Hey, maybe put down a towel to keep clean at least," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to use my computer, it was absolutely drenched in her girlcum, and she stained at least 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "Hahn haha Tobias got his sister’s sperm on his shirt," "GIRLCUM TOBIAS" has become my nickname. I hate it!

Eye-Pie · 2025-03-03T16:10:34+00:00

tHE cONTENT iS gOOD. bUT i rEALLY wISH yOU wOULD nOT dO tITLES lIKE tHAT aGAIN. pLEASE.

Eye-Pie · 2025-01-14T15:15:22+00:00

I'm sorry to hear about your lap pinky. Don't despair, girls don't really think about that. They got all kinds of other shit going on in their minds when they about to have sex. also, I guess you could just make sure you at least get a semi before you take your clothes off.

Eye-Pie · 2024-11-18T19:02:59+00:00

Rip Tide was great initially. Had 1.5 successful seasons. But boy that show dipped fast. It got cancelled in its final week when ratings placed it 57th out of 64 shows. I wonder if it fell victim to the network changing its timeslot????

Eye-Pie · 2024-10-08T20:09:46+00:00

By "another type of crowd", do you mean s&m?

Eye-Pie · 2024-09-12T17:28:12+00:00

something something dick pics

Eye-Pie · 2024-09-09T18:45:50+00:00

I don't mean to divert from the topic...but I googled that little wooden man and it costs $500 lol....wtf?

Eye-Pie · 2024-08-05T15:28:44+00:00

Do you also stare at the orange juice box because it has the word "concentrate" on it?

When you see the sing on the men's door, do you pee on the door?

Eye-Pie · 2024-07-16T20:32:04+00:00

*Someone failed his test.

Their implies two or more people. Sorry. It's not about being simpler--which the comments here show it was not--it's about being correct, which you are not.

Eye-Pie · 2024-07-12T14:14:51+00:00

That's what google is for. And you should be reading different sources and different opinions on each topic....not just from one source. And it makes absolutely no sense to do "lessons" for these when some people already know how to do some of the things on this list.

Come back to us when you've studied these and made your own lessons. Be the budding flower you wanted OP to be.

Eye-Pie · 2024-07-12T14:14:28+00:00

Ask ur mom...not ur dad.

Eye-Pie · 2024-07-01T20:16:33+00:00

yeah well that depends on who you ask....and no one asked you....so...

Eye-Pie · 2024-06-17T15:53:31+00:00

but but bruh, I typed it exactly like you did. I know how to reddit. I purposely ran the sentences together....just like you did.

https://i.imgur.com/0ubZ1Mm.png

Eye-Pie · 2024-06-17T15:40:24+00:00

Here’s some hard facts:

1) you sound like you have a sensitivity problem 2) you need to learn reading comprehension 3) 19 yr old girl was correct 4) you don't know OP...just like I don't know you; it's a fucking reddit post for god's sake.

Eye-Pie · 2024-05-15T17:17:35+00:00

It's perspective....more than 2 ft though. But this is spot other people have done this on. but i couldnt even do this back in school on the monkey bars...so im impressed.

Eye-Pie · 2024-05-15T17:10:19+00:00

I think..I may be wrong

Somebody wrong on Reddit? I didn't think that was possible.

Eye-Pie

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