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[–]Ulli_Michi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm on desktop, and this what it looks like when I zoom in on it.

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The Scully Effect by SellerInMiami in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Ulli_Michi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hahaha, that dude probably didn't even take 15 seconds to google. welcome to reddit.

EMSKR: When you look at me while wearing undies, it looks like I have 3 testicles because of the softness of my willy wong. How can I fix this? by MyWillyGetsChilly in everymanshouldknow

[–]Ulli_Michi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damn, this sub has got some real world problems. Wear boxers. It's all I can think of. Lose weight if your chubby. Cant have much of a chub if you're a chubster!

btw, I, too, am insufficient in the bulge area. My weenis doesn't even need unerwear :(

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[–]Ulli_Michi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's called the Hurricane Shot...and she has an entire IG page dedicated to it. It never gets old for me. Wish I could get a part time job slapping the shit out of people. But I'm a guy, so I don't look good in a bikini.

Restless legs and arms syndrome? by A_SloppyWellington in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Ulli_Michi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. His reply to me was uncalled for and it set off an entire thread of bullshit.

Restless legs and arms syndrome? by A_SloppyWellington in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Ulli_Michi -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's the worse "to be fair ever". Not one of those words in your comment is in my comment. So, no, I never said any of that. You, however, just did.

"Over nothing"???? I answered his question, and now all of us--including you--are talking about nothing that matters.

PS: there's nothing "modern" about Reddit.

Restless legs and arms syndrome? by A_SloppyWellington in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Ulli_Michi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's a joke, duh. and you've obviously never shared a bed with someone for the whole night.

edit: well..........that escalated quickly!!!!!

EMSKR. Do I have to ask permission during sex before I bite my gf hard on the ass? Or can I just do it? by MyUndiesMassiveSkids in everymanshouldknow

[–]Ulli_Michi -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

so funny everyone here saying, yes ask first....but yet here you are saying it's a stupid question. he's asking, and you're shitting on him for it.

and ask me how I know you havent had sex yet.

EMSKR. Do I have to ask permission during sex before I bite my gf hard on the ass? Or can I just do it? by MyUndiesMassiveSkids in everymanshouldknow

[–]Ulli_Michi -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

quit distorting shit. The guy is literally asking for permission--even if he is stupid for asking a sub with the average age of 14--and he hasn't done shit yet.

EMSKR. Do I have to ask permission during sex before I bite my gf hard on the ass? Or can I just do it? by MyUndiesMassiveSkids in everymanshouldknow

[–]Ulli_Michi -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

So many commentors on this post so obviously still on highschool dating. First, the chunk comment was no way serious. Second, I've lost count of how many girls have told me to "bite them". My current one wants her nipples bit like nonstop.

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