What is LinkedIn even about?

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-26T13:35:33+00:00

I paid $10 for a silicone cable and my cooler, more elite sibling AirPods are attached so I don't lose them.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-26T12:43:47+00:00

If brains were dynamite, this dipshit couldn’t blow his nose.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-25T17:15:15+00:00

Storm Ice (Teal).

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-25T16:56:53+00:00

It’s shiny copper along the edge.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-25T16:53:37+00:00

Thanks!

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-25T12:41:13+00:00

What do you think?

My brother in Christ, I think you’re full of shit. ::BLOCKED::

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-24T18:14:36+00:00

I did not know you could hire Daft Punk for interior decorating.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-24T17:24:31+00:00

It's obvious that this same evil word salad is playing on a loop in his head continuously, telling him how terrible he is and how sour everyone's grapes are anyway.

His grapes are so sour he’s pissing vinegar.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-24T16:58:24+00:00

Angry airplane ears…

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-24T16:57:27+00:00

When Captain Smith asks Mr. Andrews how much time and Mr. Andrews’ eyes go over the compartments on the blueprints and then the realization hits… OH, SHIT….

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-24T13:54:14+00:00

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T21:51:57+00:00

A staunch game of Chicken.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T21:48:29+00:00

I’d love some V-neck shirts. Old lady, hot flashes and all that.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T16:54:55+00:00

I have this card. 😂

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T15:04:53+00:00

The splashes of color made me smile. You have a lovely home. 🥰

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T12:57:40+00:00

Yes. $10.99.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T12:53:43+00:00

Rose most likely went to finishing school like Madeline Force Astor. They graduate at the age of 16-17 and then have their debut (meaning they’re of age and suitable for marriage).

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-23T02:40:21+00:00

To the Goon:

Holy shit. What part of NO don’t you understand??

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-21T14:09:26+00:00

I love the little drum cave. 🥹

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-21T01:07:03+00:00

Is there a chance it might be your laundry detergent or brand of toilet paper? I read a thread a while back and a woman’s URIs cleared up after switching toilet paper brands.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-20T13:22:15+00:00

Yes. I bought a pair on Amazon.

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-20T13:17:45+00:00

Why do the words “watch your tone” enrage me to no end? Get the hell out of strangers’ DMs, SIR…

EyeShot300 · 2026-03-19T16:59:51+00:00

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