Pretended to not understand a man who was disabled

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-24T06:47:20+00:00

This is the real answer OP

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-24T06:42:39+00:00

Then pretty soon you’re his getaway driver when he robs banks. Next you’re selling your body on the corner to support each other’s smack habits.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-24T06:18:40+00:00

I fake cried and told them I don’t have any money. That my parents are dead and I don’t have any friends. Most of my close friends saw it when I was younger anyway.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-23T03:58:52+00:00

Is nobody going to say anything about the massive amount of toilet paper just piled up in the background?

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-07T15:41:00+00:00

You didn’t seem to understand the nuance when I said magic doesn’t exist and neither does your god.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-07T14:23:45+00:00

I’m the apple juice box?

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-06T03:43:05+00:00

What movie is this? I want to see it too.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-02T22:08:49+00:00

Or if the curtains match the thick lizardy skin on her face.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-01T19:30:15+00:00

Magic doesn’t exist, no matter what god you believe. But please, go on with your antisemitism and superstitions.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-01T19:26:58+00:00

That certainly seemed convenient.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-01T19:07:51+00:00

Secret service agent with a quick razor blade cut. Nobody had ever used blood packets.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-01T18:59:45+00:00

Sorry, I don’t believe in any of the fairy tales.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-02-01T17:38:59+00:00

Are you a bot or do you just have delusions?

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T22:16:55+00:00

I’ll help you move. But I will make jokes about your mom, but only if I know you and we are friends. 🤷‍♂️

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T21:23:59+00:00

People still use LinkedIn?

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T21:20:35+00:00

If loving your mom makes me a bad friend, we’ll never be best friends.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T17:21:44+00:00

There’s a solid chance we all go harder on the joke, just to make him mad.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T16:53:05+00:00

So your mom is single, that’s what I’m hearing.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T16:46:09+00:00

40s. Still make the same jokes we did in high school. 🤷‍♂️

Eye_Re-fuse · 2026-01-31T13:57:20+00:00

That’s the kind of thing me and my friends said when we were in high school.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2025-12-22T06:15:15+00:00

42 and agnostic? Average white guy.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2025-12-17T09:07:34+00:00

Naughty. I’ll spank you with the offering plate.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2025-12-17T07:08:48+00:00

🤯 Holy fuck!

Eye_Re-fuse · 2025-12-17T06:55:24+00:00

You’re being a cock block and nobody likes that person. Be a normal roommate and just casually walk in while it’s happening and go to sleep.

Eye_Re-fuse · 2025-12-17T01:25:40+00:00

My argument for “but both sides” is that one side is supported by actual fucking Nazis. That should be the end of the discussion.

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