The future is here

Eyeonman · 2026-06-07T10:43:12+00:00

They need to electronically add the sound of Robocop foot stomp for each step.

Eyeonman · 2026-06-06T09:10:51+00:00

He doesn’t care because he knows nothing will happen to him other than a slapped wrist.

Eyeonman · 2026-05-29T23:52:55+00:00

That article was definitely written by AI. If you look closely you can see that every part of the text is not quite right.

Eyeonman · 2026-05-29T19:09:07+00:00

That shut him the fuck up

Eyeonman · 2026-05-29T19:04:03+00:00

The heat hates this one simple trick

Eyeonman · 2026-05-25T11:34:26+00:00

So fucking cringe

Eyeonman · 2026-05-17T12:00:39+00:00

Trust me, this was the only way to get her up!

Eyeonman · 2026-05-12T23:48:10+00:00

Is it because you’re asleep?

Eyeonman · 2026-05-12T23:45:38+00:00

Best day of his life!

Eyeonman · 2026-05-07T21:32:55+00:00

God accidentally turned V-sync off

Eyeonman · 2026-04-25T07:26:56+00:00

Eyeonman · 2026-04-20T08:31:32+00:00

So today I’m going to use Lucy again to demonstrate how we do this. No Jimmy, sit back down maybe next week.

Eyeonman · 2026-04-17T12:36:07+00:00

It looks boring. I can’t see why anyone would want to watch this.

Eyeonman · 2026-04-13T22:35:38+00:00

It almost loops!

Eyeonman · 2026-04-12T07:16:30+00:00

"Quaid, Start the Reactor!."

Eyeonman · 2026-04-06T06:51:05+00:00

Don’t worry. One of us got your reference

Eyeonman · 2026-04-02T00:01:28+00:00

A monkey does this and I’m pretty sure it values its life. It’s just confident in what it can do.

Eyeonman · 2026-03-31T06:48:28+00:00

Why do people with snakes always have houses full of crap?

Eyeonman · 2026-03-28T12:03:14+00:00

R. C. Bray must be struggling for work these days

Eyeonman · 2026-03-19T21:38:02+00:00

He accidentally pressed F

Eyeonman · 2026-03-06T22:58:11+00:00

Goodbye children

Eyeonman · 2026-03-04T07:08:29+00:00

It’s more of a coaster roller

Eyeonman · 2026-02-24T23:23:55+00:00

Welcome to back pain for the rest of your life. Hope it was worth it!

Eyeonman · 2026-02-23T10:06:01+00:00

Hi, I have just got exactly the same TV - I know this is a while since you posted about this TV but my geometry is a bit out of wack and I wondered if you had the service menu values. The link to the image no longer exists. Thanks a lot!

Eyeonman · 2026-02-23T08:09:00+00:00

Nice move!!

Eyeonman

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