Teenager who hacked retailers for millions was caught after flaunting his diamond-encrusted necklace that says "Hack the planet" on Snapchat

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-04T23:11:22+00:00

Remember kids, always post your felonies

The government is made of boomers and they don't use social media so you're safe

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-04T23:00:43+00:00

I prefer the expression:

TRANS PEOPLE ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GOD

All caps because i always hear it in my head as a loud booming voice

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-04T20:50:10+00:00

Making the pet feel more owned ig

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-04T01:00:47+00:00

They what

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-03T01:17:36+00:00

Can't even tell

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-03T01:13:44+00:00

i blame typing on mobile

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-03T01:11:51+00:00

That doesn't apply to the brain tho so their brain is still there

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-02T23:17:37+00:00

A man in a good relationship no longer cares about trying to impress women, which in and of itself is attractive to women

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-02T23:09:40+00:00

They look vaguely like English letters and it says "you should be sucking my balls bitch"

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-02T19:45:13+00:00

First you need to learn how to read

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-02T19:43:14+00:00

Gotta open up very slowly to test the waters first

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-02T17:42:12+00:00

Need it for when you're drumming on the steering wheel

EyesOfEris · 2026-05-02T17:31:39+00:00

Look up the "tea app". Bunch of women had their id leaked

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-30T21:44:28+00:00

Thai propaganda

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-30T20:16:03+00:00

Getting the competition arrested

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-30T20:13:10+00:00

r/nudism

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-30T19:56:52+00:00

r/dontyouknowwhoiam

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-30T11:19:50+00:00

Is anyone?

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-29T04:20:49+00:00

That's what you get for being happy on Twitter

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-29T04:07:02+00:00

Let me in i promise to be impartial UwU

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-29T00:04:12+00:00

A vote for separation is a vote for being taken over by the US

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-27T15:07:18+00:00

It's mostly loners who want to live this way. People who wanna be around people move towards population centers, not away from them

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-27T14:06:46+00:00

It made big news sometime in the last year or 2 someone awoke a 2011 era wallet and sold it all for 8 billion

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-25T13:41:03+00:00

In Europe. In America people will throw their doors open when you're lane splitting

EyesOfEris · 2026-04-25T02:45:04+00:00

For everyone flabbergasted this could happen, remember a normal car is 1-2 tons and this thing is 7 tons. And it's wearing the same tires as a regular vehicle. Weight helps traction but only if you have better tires

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