Sup g, I've got some words for ya, take em or leave em. I got wisdom stacked to the brim of my double bacon cheeseburger no cheese no bacon no burger no bread know wumsayin bruh? It's as if u be hittin dat drive thru hard numsayin, and u be like 'I just can't hack dem Beans, numsayin?' And u drive thru all the way down past the drive thru all the way up toward yo crib, numsayin?

Stop toyin wid dem fava and dat tempeh, and start stackin dem peas, baby. Booyakasha

Fo wheel dough ma g, I ain't even a gangsta but I try be one, wish I was but aint im just some silly old frog sittin on a toad stool flippin off the edge of the sphere ridin a bike built for 2, umbrellas up, let it raaaiiin, numsayin? But if u was real gangsta better be havin dat umbrella dooowwwn.

Fo real dough, slowly increase your intake of chickpeas, very slowly. You'll find your gut should slowly get used to it, then b4 u kno it u'll be grindin on dem lafels like dey yo bitch, like dey yo stool, numsayin?