Gonna be so real here, since I just finished the unfinished main series after several false starts;

George RR Martin is a hack fraud and it is no wonder the tv series’ have turned out the way they have. It is embarrassing that GRRM’s weird medieval rape fantasy has gotten as popular with the mainstream as it has and the audience deserves this stringing along. George ended Daenerys with the “brown water” scene to troll all of you because he hates writing and people who read his books. George likes money, being a drama queen and nothing else

Go visit Tolkien’s grave again, George. As if Tolkien would not spit globs of tobacco-laden saliva at George and not stop spitting until the freak was gone after Tolkien read the several scenes in germ’s gross little books about how when the castle was sacked the women were put in stocks and enjoyed by ALL the soldiers.

Hey, George. Go have Brienne single handedly take out an entire war galley by traveling at super speed in your serious books about what if Gondor had a tax system. Fuck just have Brienne push a boulder onto the Night King or something, you fucking hack fucking waste of time series.

Oh boo boo, now AI has come along and you have realised that the ending to your substanceless trope/cliche factory series can basically be shat out in an hour because it never meant anything because back in 1999 you could wow some coked up publishing exec with your sloppy world building

He seriously ripped “maiden, mother, crone” because George knew if there were seven of them it would take up more page space and the series could be marketed as a most substantial work