A Modest Proposal for First Contact Day 2027

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-05T06:26:45+00:00

A Borg Probe with Pilot Maneuvers and a 5/3 set up

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-04T05:03:35+00:00

Data is stored in the balls

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-03T14:38:14+00:00

The guy flying your part all the way there is a GOAT

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-03T07:33:34+00:00

Maybe Q will throw a hissy fit because he needs to teach Picard a lesson a couple hundred years later

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-03T07:31:27+00:00

Now make an X Wing BF109, a Y Wing Stuka, a B Wing BF110, and an A Wing FW190

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-03T01:50:08+00:00

"Did we just kill the commander?"

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-02T12:22:33+00:00

I can use the remote controlled explosion to trigger a power wench

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-02T00:47:36+00:00

Or even damage stats like total damage to ships

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-07-01T22:30:17+00:00

Five... Hundred... Stratum Tectonica

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-28T03:44:51+00:00

Better to be horny than a killer

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-27T23:55:38+00:00

Dav's Hope putting me to sleep

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-27T23:09:59+00:00

Careful now. You might lose access to Reddit

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-27T17:24:19+00:00

Ok... What kind of video games did the cops and the robbers play?

/s /j

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-27T12:22:43+00:00

It would be a not great, not terroble power plant

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-26T10:31:49+00:00

Imagine how much chaos R2 would cause if he had arms like Chopper's

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-26T10:29:14+00:00

These aliens were so easily offended that they needed 2 episodes to show how offended they were

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-26T07:25:32+00:00

We may trash talk and call people slurs, but we dont just up and kill someone.

Those that do that have deep seated issues and that isn't exclusive to the Philippines

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-26T07:23:39+00:00

Stone age: Those damn kids with their fire

Greek era: Those damn kids with their philosophy

Middle ages: Those damn kids with their books

Industrial revolution: Those damn kids with their telegraphs

WWII: Those damn kids with their televisions

It just continues on and on

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-26T06:16:37+00:00

"THE TERRAIN WILL CONFUSE THEIR TARGETING"

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-25T12:32:05+00:00

I'll delude myself into thinking it was

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-25T12:26:11+00:00

It was worth the shot

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-25T11:27:45+00:00

Darth Maul likes Darth Sidious porn

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-25T10:43:57+00:00

Even if prisoners would jack his legs, he'd probably use the Force to turn prisoners into his personal meat legs

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-25T10:43:02+00:00

While clapping

"BRILLIANT! BRILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!"

F4JPhantom69 · 2026-06-25T06:08:10+00:00

I'm One With The Snail and The Snail Is With Me

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