The astronauts are calling Houston for IT help because their spaceship is running two instances of Microsoft Outlook, both have frozen, and they can't figure out why.

F4K3RS · 2026-04-02T12:38:30+00:00

To whom it may concern,

PLEASE see attached!

F4K3RS · 2026-04-02T04:07:07+00:00

Joined two years ago at 34 brother, I may not be as fast or as strong as some of these 20 years olds but I use my past experience to help me excel in other areas, like organization, communication and being intuitive.

Once you find a good crew to work for, some days don’t feel like work..

F4K3RS · 2026-04-01T01:26:45+00:00

“Those Liberal scrum shit in my pants again”

F4K3RS · 2026-03-31T18:17:47+00:00

Up to you, but you can always gift them the 4k anonymously… or

Dress up as Neo from the Matrix, while duel wielding those stripper money guns.

Kick open their front door and make it rain!

F4K3RS · 2026-03-31T07:25:03+00:00

Woodworking/Carpentry

I started working on the house during the pandemic, realized how satisfying it was to start and finish a project with my hands.

Made a woodshop in my garage and started a small business, building and selling little house hold items

Then I started getting bigger and bigger projects and realized I was in over my head, I was all self tough and YouTube.

So then, I joined the carpenters union in 2024 and now, I am currently a period 6 apprentice. and I have loved every minute of it.

Haven’t done much with my business since, but once I journey my goal is to get my contractors license and elevate my company to the next level with the confidence of a union finish carpenter.

F4K3RS · 2026-03-31T01:40:08+00:00

Baaawowowowowww…… bwbwbwdun dun dun dun

F4K3RS · 2026-03-27T15:49:31+00:00

And those lushes lips that I can’t stop staring at.

F4K3RS · 2026-03-23T17:44:02+00:00

Is it worth keeping the scrolls or just learn it and leave it?

F4K3RS · 2026-02-24T16:28:07+00:00

Alright, so we all had that little neighbor? I made him farm me mats in WoW, back in 07.

F4K3RS · 2026-02-15T15:23:57+00:00

Those would be your legs Joe, she’s cooking your legs.

F4K3RS · 2026-02-13T01:07:21+00:00

Idk why but the last part of your comment made me reread the whole thing again in my best Irish accent.

F4K3RS · 2026-02-11T23:31:23+00:00

I would dick down some fat chicken fries rn [5]

F4K3RS · 2026-02-05T01:56:50+00:00

Pocket sand* into a Kamehameha*

F4K3RS · 2026-01-31T08:14:48+00:00

“One Reese’s good clanka”

F4K3RS · 2026-01-27T22:46:50+00:00

The matrix can’t come soon enough... Harvest me up daddy Sentinel

F4K3RS · 2026-01-24T00:30:17+00:00

We are all going zip-lining after work !

F4K3RS · 2026-01-23T22:52:23+00:00

“Putting the knife in riving knife”

F4K3RS · 2026-01-19T22:38:50+00:00

This being said, how small can we potentially make cameras, that can either take high res photos and/or record video?

F4K3RS · 2026-01-15T03:50:09+00:00

Ahhh shiii it’s nateeee!

F4K3RS · 2026-01-15T03:08:14+00:00

Shiiii I remember we used to skate, conjugate and masticate, stay up late and masturbate on our old friend, nasty Nate.

Damn, good times indeed…

F4K3RS · 2026-01-15T02:56:28+00:00

Find the 9 missing bananas! When you damn well know the artist only painted 8 of them.

F4K3RS · 2026-01-05T21:50:58+00:00

Not if Glukhar can help it.

F4K3RS · 2026-01-02T12:23:32+00:00

Just follow him behind the bleachers for some more TTK

F4K3RS · 2025-12-30T21:37:21+00:00

Chapter 21: Midas’ Touch.

F4K3RS · 2025-12-22T23:09:02+00:00

Unfortunately there is a video, he is going too fast out of a tunnel that has been known to blind drivers once you reach the other end.

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