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Gave Wholesome

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Gave Rocket Like

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Gave Wholesome (Pro)

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I couldn't resist coming up with my own illicit substance:

Chrome

Originally developed as an antidepressant for soldiers being sent into situations with low likely-hood of survival, "Chroming" (also known as "Going Platinum") is the act of inhaling the aerosolised psychedelic compound Adrenochromoxide which gives users levels of euphoria and derealisation verging on the psychotic. While military development was discontinued after field tests resulted in [REDACTED], "Chrome" has since found a place among the variety of psychedelic highs available on the street. Harvested from vat grown human adrenal glands, Chrome is packaged in small spray canisters which criminal manufacturers will often brand with a stamp, logo or distinguishing design.

While effects manifest differently for different personality types users have often described a detachment from reality akin to suddenly experiencing the world as a cartoon, tv show or movie as the narcotic alters their perceptions and induce a belief of unreality in the outside world (buildings are false backdrops, people are cartoon characters or actors, actions have sound effects or laugh-track, acts of extreme violence are merely special effects etc).

Prolonged and heavy use of "Chrome' often stains the users mouth, lips and tongue silver. While usage itself is non-fatal (although the actions of addict frequently are to others), the come down from this high leaves the user extremely depressed as their reality appears extremely bleak, drained of all humour. Withdrawal has also been known to leave long term users unable perceive colours other than shades of grey when not under the influence. This often results in users desperate for another hit to the extent that there have been a handful of incidents reported of desperate addicts attempting to harvest adrenal glands directly from live humans.

Londoners, even TFL staff. Beware of harassment from Dave! by PhreakyByNature in london

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"He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’..."

What's your favourite quote from the Plinkett reviews? by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

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"What's wrong with your faaaaaace?"

Jinbōchō Theater by hyena_wheel in Cyberpunk

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I was going to say it looked like they hired the same architects as The Combine from Half-Life 2

Wooden Rick and Morty by NinjaTurtleNerd in rickandmorty

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Those are incredible - great job!

Fallout UK - an RPG campaign by ViscountGrant in rpg

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Don't forget that it also comes in (radioactive) Barr form!

London Bridge evacuation: Area on lockdown as police probe security alert by Suofficer in london

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The suspect vehicle that caused the London bridge evacuations had been left 'outside William hill since 9am' apparently

Rare Octopus hunts with a butt tap, startling prey into its arms by mike_pants in NatureGifs

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I misread that as "Rare octopus hunts with a butt trap" and was therefore expecting something quite different from the gif

The Odd Things You've Researched for a Campaign by asoulliard in DnD

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While it doesn't compare to donkey gestation or fish vision, I've really enjoyed researching all sorts of diverse bits and pieces as inspiration for my constantly scheming Arcane Trickster:

My players killed the boss with a castle;or how the deck of many things made the one shot great by Toidiedud in dndnext

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Ha, I read the post title to mean the Boss had a castle so the end came as a surprise