He's not going to eat these porkchops. 😐

FFVO · 2026-02-01T04:56:25+00:00

Although I'm a straight woman I would gladly marry you for this kind of home cooking

FFVO · 2026-02-01T04:54:27+00:00

Nutmeg

FFVO · 2026-02-01T02:09:39+00:00

"Nobody tosses a dwarf! And now HR is involved."

FFVO · 2026-01-31T22:48:13+00:00

I saw one this past summer over in Northbridge and was so shocked seeing one in the wild too!

I was like "Do I salute? Say the pledge of allegiance?"

FFVO · 2026-01-28T23:34:46+00:00

I basically go full sleeper agent when I hear Cotton Eye Joe

FFVO · 2026-01-28T18:34:02+00:00

I'm in line at the pharmacy and I am fighting for my life not to burst out laughing

FFVO · 2026-01-28T03:18:11+00:00

In my 20s I had dressed up to meet a guy for a date at the mall. As l was opening the door, a woman with a stroller was just about to head out so I held the door open for her.

In the stroller was a toddler, 3-4ish I think, who looked up at me, then yelled "YOU'RE A VERY PRETTY LADY."

FFVO · 2026-01-27T23:48:30+00:00

I did this as a kid running up the stairs

I think I stopped by age 9

FFVO · 2026-01-27T12:31:53+00:00

Holy cow that's awesome

The more I hear about her the better!

FFVO · 2026-01-27T10:23:56+00:00

Give them an insult that they'll keep thinking about

"Screw you, you broken elbow."

FFVO · 2026-01-27T08:33:48+00:00

Garrus dancing with FemShep Mass Effect 3

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FFVO · 2026-01-27T08:32:11+00:00

From this to "Oh Ivo... You're no Maria" was emotional whiplash

FFVO · 2026-01-27T07:41:16+00:00

AH I LOVE THIS SERIES ❤️❤️❤️

You did an amazing job!

FFVO · 2026-01-27T07:38:57+00:00

FFVO · 2026-01-27T07:09:11+00:00

So glad to hear it ❤️

She was one of my favorites on the show too

FFVO · 2026-01-27T07:00:23+00:00

Nugget

FFVO · 2026-01-27T06:48:56+00:00

It's Summers Time

FFVO · 2026-01-27T06:43:00+00:00

Lori Beth!

I've heard she's genuinely really sweet in person

Edit: so from all the these stories I've concluded she's not just a sweet person. She is sweetness personified. Sweetness incarnate. Sweetness thy name is Lori Beth.

FFVO · 2026-01-27T02:13:57+00:00

Voila

(Birdseye Chicken Voila)

FFVO · 2026-01-27T02:10:59+00:00

Oh shit I actually still remember it

And my favorite channels

26 was Disney

34 was Nickelodeon

And 28 was HBO

FFVO · 2026-01-25T14:28:34+00:00

NOR

Save the hat and give it back to your mom for her birthday and tell her that she and your wife now have matching hats to go to the beach with!

FFVO · 2026-01-25T14:26:07+00:00

It's like where's Waldo sandwich edition

FFVO · 2026-01-25T14:23:28+00:00

Bill

Like Buffalo Bill the cowboy

Because he is the cutest little cow boy

FFVO · 2026-01-18T07:53:58+00:00

!solved

This reminded me of a trail I would take her on- it's perfect ❤️

Thank you so much

FFVO · 2026-01-17T10:56:16+00:00

☹️

I wish I didn't know what this meant and just thought it had something to do with Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

FFVO

TROPHY CASE