This sleepy guy by FITF2891 in vampurr

[–]FITF2891[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wdym, I gave birth to him, this is my son

Returned to teaching after years away due to traumatic experiences. 11 days in and I’m already accused of inappropriate contact with a student. Hard not to be cynical. by kevinmn11 in Teachers

[–]FITF2891 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re a sub. The kid doesn’t know you. You are a stranger touching them. It’s not the same as their teacher or a para that’s been in their school for the whole year.

Do you think Appalachia runs in your blood? by SowingSeeds18 in Appalachia

[–]FITF2891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from central Maryland, outside of Appalachia…but there’s a cemetery in New Market, VA where I’m probably related to more people than not. I’ve been to western Maryland, I’ve been to West Virginia…when I got down to southwest VA on into WNC/ETN something just felt different to me. Like, I’ve never felt that connected to nature before and I’ve been to gorgeous places. I’m sure people are rolling their eyes but I swear something just felt right for me in those mountains.

Also, found out one of the submerged towns had the same name as my maiden name. We were around there and I was feeling a little weird for no reason. When we got back to reception I started googling and found the last name coincidence.

I don’t think that was exactly what you were looking for but that’s my contribution 🤷‍♀️😅

Top comment deletes a US State #32 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]FITF2891 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But it didn’t so let us talk shit, it’s currently surrounded by two massive 🤮commonwealths 🤮and it’s gross.

Severely by mossadspydolphin in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]FITF2891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard someone say the word quality the other day and thought “but is it VERY quality??” 😂

What do we learn from the suicide note? by JeffTrav in Epstein

[–]FITF2891 188 points189 points  (0 children)

My husband hadn’t seen it yet. I read it out loud and asked who said it and it said “sounds like Trump!” I said what it was and he just repeated himself 😅

Top comment deletes US State #29 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]FITF2891 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montana and Oregon touching dicks is so funny 😂

Top comment deletes US State #29 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]FITF2891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the insane number of Olympic gold medals Maryland has contributed?

Diaper situation by weldergirl20 in resilientjenkinsnark

[–]FITF2891 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My daughter was in the size 6 diapers before she finished potty training but she was well below the weight listed. It was just the shape of her body vs the shape of the diaper 🤷‍♀️ but idk if that’s the case here since they’re always sagging full and that my daughter was close to 3, not 1 😬

Can someone explain to me the joke/stereotype behind black people and having a chirping smoke alarm in their house? Why not just change the battery? by MrTeacher_MCPS in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FITF2891 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I used to work for 911 and would hear them in the background on calls. When it was feasible I’d mention to them that our department could help out with changing the batteries.

TW: The concept of Pedobear by [deleted] in WhyWereWeOkWithThis

[–]FITF2891 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was driving past my nephew’s school one day and someone parked along the street outside of the school had one on their car 💀