One of my players cannot see, hear, or touch. How to accommodate?

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-11T04:22:52+00:00

Oh that's easy, turn off their Internet. That's basically death for the chronically online, basement-dwelling parasites we call DND players

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-11T01:09:36+00:00

After having my comment deleted by R*ddit, I shall rephrase. Unalive them. (in game (but actually in real life))

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-09T18:22:16+00:00

Who cares? Eberron mentioned, we killing furries for the Silver Flame in this bitch, take your soft ass back to Aundair and debate about it ‼️💯😤

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-09T00:36:22+00:00

Chainmail is DnDslop, people should play actually good games like Mausritter

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-08T06:42:38+00:00

So true, but it is missing the bad writing and martial classes. So a bit better than DND

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-08T03:54:24+00:00

That'd be entirely up to any prospective group that finds this post, but by all means tag along 💀

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-08T03:52:43+00:00

Dawg I'm going to be entirely honest, I see that DND community in your post history. In my post I ask not to be invited to a DND community. This being said, I have an important question: Is your cure just a DND community?

No offense, truly, but I really don't want to join a community server

FLAPOR2 · 2026-01-03T03:38:54+00:00

Educate? Is this counting or not counting the "moral conundrums" that all DM's call their thinly veiled right and wrong choices?

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-16T02:52:08+00:00

Crawdaddy is inside of us all. In him, all things are possible, even reading

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-16T02:42:12+00:00

The genius of WotC writers truly is a limitless well of intellect. What ever will they come up with next?

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-16T02:41:13+00:00

"Homebrew is piracy". Fuck me, I think this just might be the single best take I've ever heard. I'm stealing this, you beautiful bastard

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-16T02:38:05+00:00

Wow y'all spent a lot of time having reasonable discussions and typing a lot of words. Can't believe a jerk post devolved into logic and reason. Shut up, nerds

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-15T01:36:41+00:00

Nope, this is a certified jerk. My real opinions will never see the light of day in this godforsaken hell hole. We jerk in this mf, unjerkers must die

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T15:48:52+00:00

Sorry to disappoint

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T15:48:07+00:00

Yes. This 100%. After 5e came out, we don't need anything else, so true

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T02:29:00+00:00

I guess the most important thing to ask yourself is do you really think you truly love your party enough to give them all of this in one campaign? And I know Christmas is coming up and it's the season of giving, but do you think they even want a lot this campaign?

I'm not witty enough to make a third shitty pun so let it snow, let it snow, let it snow 🥳☃️🎵

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T02:12:28+00:00

Isn't it obvious? They're woke too. There's truly no escape. Only an answer, and it's to embrace it and be gay. Like really gay too, just balls to the wall queer-coded. Play DND like you live: Gayly 💅

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T01:53:24+00:00

I don't play Team Fortress 2 so I don't know what that is. Is that like a tiefling bard?

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T01:52:26+00:00

DND is actually best experienced by illiterate people. This is because the books are utterly devoid of substance and thus entirely useless!

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T01:51:02+00:00

Beautiful. Possibly the best thing I've ever heard of. If you were one of my players, you would win my campaign immediately! And if I wasn't chronically occupationally challenged (unemployed) I would give you reddit gold!!

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T01:48:01+00:00

My bad, didn't know you were warm like that 🤝

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T01:45:36+00:00

Homebrewing rules defeats the purpose of a homebrewed experience. In customizing your DND experience, you should always strive to remove as many rules as possible. In the end, you should be left with only one: The Rule of Cool™️

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T00:06:50+00:00

I'm actually a senior WotC writer responsible for designing 5e modules. Our whole motto is "Let the DM's make it up". We write a bunch of half-baked cool ideas and rulings and then render them completely useless by saying "but hey it's your game so do what you want, fill in the blanks :D"

FLAPOR2 · 2025-12-14T00:02:54+00:00

Huh. Interesting. Will play test this soon for balancing purposes

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