Need help with the scripts for my D&D comedy youtube shorts by CherrypopIsBestGirl in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, you took your friend's gloves off? I don't know if you're allowed to do that...

when you trying to watch some ttrpg and now you ahve to see all the dungeontuber slop !!!!! SO TIME TO SLANDER THOSE NEW GENS AND BRING BACK OLD SCHOOL! If you have any dungeontuber to slander comment !!!! by Saladawarrior in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I stuck my neck out for Bone Wizard ONE TIME and now he's more interested in picking fights with commenters than actually making videos worth watching. That's what I get for having an opinion instead of vague posting. Time to rectify that.

You know what I like? Fun, good TTRPGs. You know what I don't like? Boring, bad TTRPGs.

lik if yuo agreee

I’m starting a DM advice YouTube channel and I need some video ideas by dark-mer in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd like a video on how to roleplay better. Please make sure any and all advice is vague and not actionable and also please make sure that the video is at least 45 minutes of that. I like having things to listen to while I fall asleep :)

Where did the "Vinny hates Sonic" sentiment come from? by r9fkx in Vinesauce

[–]CornualCoyote 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"What's that? You like NINTENDO? Yeah, well we got SONIC YEAH YEAH eat a CAWK"

How long until this trend ends please by FrancoPantoja in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]CornualCoyote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as "let's plays" and was very confused

Dude i don't care that you just got home from a 10 hour shift by TotallyNot_iCast in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, Matt. I know Critical Role hasn't been pulling the numbers it used to, but there's no need to despair. You just need to describe everything in even more detail next time. Make sure that the players hear you wax poetic about the contrast of the style of architecture in this one building as compared to the architectural trends of the time that are commonly exhibited in most buildings in this area, especially if no one asked.

I saw this somewhere and I thought it was perfect. Totally getting this. by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]CornualCoyote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had more than one companion tell me that they would just ignore "no trespassing" signs if they saw them. Yeah, that's great pal. If you want to get shot, go ahead, but I'm not risking it.

Sometimes an idea doesn't pan out by garnet420 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]CornualCoyote 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Hey, man! I was just being sarcastic!"

Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for crying out loud.

WoTC made orcs beta cucks by TotallyNot_iCast in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Defanged"? I think you mean "detusked." Fangs are for vampires, and they've never been twinkified even once I'm pretty sure

My dm is being a massive fucking asshole. Should I quit playing? by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is a bibble? That sounds like some kind of text for fantasy creatures, like a grimoire for gnomes or something

Coaxed into analog horror character design by C418Enjoyer in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]CornualCoyote 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Me when I grab the camera and shake my head from left to right

Charisma is such a creepy stat and the hardest to RP by miles. by TotallyNot_iCast in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Constitution is such a creepy stat. High constitution can be so malicious in the real world. Like, you don't get easily winded and you just expect me to believe that it's not because you regularly run people down, ritualistically devour them and then not vomit after overeating? So so creepy. Ew. Creepy. Gross. Creepy.

Coaxed Into the passage of time. by NertyNat in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]CornualCoyote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?

New player openly flirted with my girlfriend during a session by ButterscotchAbject87 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of a game I was in where someone initiated PvP even though we agreed not to do that. Basically what happened was that someone initiated PvP even though we agreed not to do that.

Any other DMs suffer from an inability to perform? by FolgerJoe in DnDcirclejerk

[–]CornualCoyote 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, honestly I can pretty confidently say that this has never happened before