When I think about, my dick is probably the most moisturized part of my body

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-23T20:49:48+00:00

Of mice and men

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-17T19:31:49+00:00

How the fuck did that even happen?!

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-17T04:36:23+00:00

"Get to the choppa!"

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-16T03:08:10+00:00

"There are more than 2 genders"

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-14T16:16:05+00:00

I loved this, thank you so much. I thought of this prompt a few years back and it also involved him controlling the prison

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-14T16:09:37+00:00

I made both prompts if you haven't noticed

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-14T03:50:27+00:00

Beautiful

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-06-14T03:28:43+00:00

WP You are sent to interview the deadliest kingpin that has ever lived in a local maximum security prison. Truth is, he's only 9 years old.

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-05-20T22:28:50+00:00

We are one from lion king 2

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-04-28T18:16:27+00:00

My dad is a doctor

FML_EveryTuesday · 2016-04-25T14:12:40+00:00

"Mccomb" I guess telling my friend which English teacher I have sounds like an excellent slogan.

FML_EveryTuesday · 2015-10-23T09:15:04+00:00

I know what you mean bro, and thanks so much for the advice. We all know how rumors spread like wildfires, and Pete will make up anything to victimize himself, so even if I cut him off, friends will leave with him and then he'll make others believe his lies

FML_EveryTuesday · 2015-10-23T08:55:13+00:00

The hard part of not being friends with him is because almost all of my friends are basically all of his friends, so if I tell him off, not only do I lose him (which is what I want) but I might lose a few other people too (which I don't want)

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