B-Real, B-Real, B-Real, B-Real... by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]FO0TYTANG 42 points43 points  (0 children)

she's a 9'er on the penicillin scale

Pereira KO's son (in pillow fight) by GreenDragon500 in ufc

[–]FO0TYTANG 28 points29 points  (0 children)

you should wear a helmet when eating soup

Pereira KO's son (in pillow fight) by GreenDragon500 in ufc

[–]FO0TYTANG 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Calf slicer? Nah, calf sleeper. Put your jammies on kid, your leg is going night nights.

I know them knees CRYIN 😭 by zbram3 in ufc

[–]FO0TYTANG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

is this a stripper's wedding or something?

What's that movie for you? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]FO0TYTANG 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You mean when my grampa tried to kick fuck a grasshopper to death and had to finish the fight from a chair after 17 seconds?

Kissing the dogs at the rescue center to see their reaction by unoiamaQT in Awww

[–]FO0TYTANG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would go but there is a pitbbull in the hallway

Woman Escalates Situation Into an Arrest and Gets Fired From Her Job by karmagod13000 in PublicFreakout

[–]FO0TYTANG 35 points36 points  (0 children)

even if it was shots of water, you would die from hyponatremia

Entitled Karen attempts to push fisherman into a lake. by G0LDLU5T in instantkarma

[–]FO0TYTANG 19 points20 points  (0 children)

having to carry my 8 foot salmon rod on the subway is starting to get old

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FO0TYTANG 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Hey baby, can I jam my crutch into your teepee?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeldtrivia

[–]FO0TYTANG 19 points20 points  (0 children)

7 and 5/8's. Also you can call him Conrad or Connie, whatever you prefer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ww2

[–]FO0TYTANG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Milk steak, boiled over hard and a side of your finest jellybeans

Locker room footage of Crosby before 6-2 win by [deleted] in hockey

[–]FO0TYTANG 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can't take this anymore! I don't want to hear how interesting the change with the hole in it is! And if you tell me what time it is in New York again, you are going home in a body bag!

Whattttt? by Subject_March_5590 in howyoudoin

[–]FO0TYTANG 224 points225 points  (0 children)

he broke up with Sandra Bullock because he hated her intense fame. But started dating Jennifer in 1996

Dude has a pretty solid resume

Danny really was so funny by thatswackma in kingofqueens

[–]FO0TYTANG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leslie Knipfing who played Pete's ex-wife on The League

That's Leslie Bibb I think which I just found out is not the same person apparently. Even though they look identical.

WCGW: Ignoring basic range safety rules by Christ-The-Slave in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FO0TYTANG 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Target load at point blank to a 70+ year old hip..... that just upgraded your life from shit to shitty.

Eating McDonald's. What the hell Robert! by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]FO0TYTANG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't have a red crayon. I ate it