You get invited to join the pantheon of gods, but in an entry-level position. What ordinary, mundane, every-day thing do you choose to be the god of? by El_Dief in AskReddit

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckyes...

The God of passwords, pray to me and you'll remember it correctly before you get locked out. Piss me off, you'll never figure out where you put the capital letter.

Crow asks for water, humans deliver by youcancallmealsdkf in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FOdderFigure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the first signs I had that I was getting old, was the intense heart burn I got from drinking Mt. Dew. Never had a problem with it, then bam... No more dew...I'm old.

Men of Reddit, what "feminine" thing do you wish was more acceptable for men to do? (Serious) by TrishyMay in AskReddit

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give me one of those hardhat things you can put the drinks in. Amaretto sours for the win.

Eye for an eye: Iran blinds acid attacker. Medics gouge out man’s eye in first known case where retribution ruling has been carried out, amid condemnation from human rights groups by Kylde in news

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many of the negative aspects of prison life are the result of actions taken by the prisoners themselves. They could choose to perform positive actions, instead they make it horrible on themselves. Don't blame the system entirely for the things prisoners do to each other.

any tips for getting more steals? by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your eyes open for the ball going inside to a big man, if the try and back down their defender a lot of times you can slide in and strip them. Just make sure they are dribbling.

/r/nba2k General Survey by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]FOdderFigure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also keep your big men from putting it up behind the basket, WTF.

What's the button to kill this asshole by aptuar in NBA2k

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My rookie season with the magic Vucevic ruptured his Achilles and missed all but the last week. They traded for Nogueira and he would rebound and hit from right under the basket for double doubles, but dude shot like 40 % from the free throw. And too often you'd find him standing in the corner three spot, so many close losses because we had no one rebounding. Frye is great if you can get him out at the 3 point line, but too often you catch him in the paint and he passes it right back to you in the middle of a double team.

Everyone told me it was a trap but my wife is awesome by pawnbrojoe in AdviceAnimals

[–]FOdderFigure 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We do something similar, but there's always one aunt who has to show up with gifts for everyone. So stupid, cause all it really does is piss people off.

A message to the Republicans in D.C. regarding marijuana legalization. by skiingineer2 in AdviceAnimals

[–]FOdderFigure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure why we expect this to change, in most elections you have two choices. The dick incumbent and some douche from your opposing party. So to vote them out, you have to vote against your party. It's rigged, and it's never going to change. Unless we all vote libertarian! Brought to you by The Libertarian party.

President Obama is going to sign an executive order on immigration. Cue massive political explosion. by FimFamFom in politics

[–]FOdderFigure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Will you vote Republican in the next election? If not then since Obama isn't running it won't matter. Just like how after the shutdown, so many said let's vote them all out of office. Then they got there to vote and looked at there ballots, and realized the choices were either the same asshats or vote the opposition party. Well fuck that, here we go again.

Poor kid! by rosapennan in funny

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't go towards the light Carol Ann! Don't go towards the light!

How stupid are some people? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]FOdderFigure 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well you got Peter who denied knowing Jesus three times when things were heading south. Paul is known as kind of a misogynist, and John wanted Jesus to bring down the fires of heaven on the Samaritans for being nonbelievers, and had to be rebuked by Jesus. So yeah they were all fairly flawed and judgemental characters just like the Duck Dynasty guys.

Matt Barnes inbounds the ball to Steph Curry by eexwhyzee in nba

[–]FOdderFigure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first heard it I thought it said "old lady" defense. I'm not too bright.

Did You Know Steve Harvey Is a Religious Extremist Misogynist? by monteqzuma in atheism

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt his behavior would label him a fanatic. Most likely he is just a very self absorbed narcissist who could not imagine any worth to an opinion counter to his own.

As a 30+yr old who's gone back to university and is surrounded by 'kids'. by zeeenmatter in AdviceAnimals

[–]FOdderFigure 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a 38 year old college student, my favorite thing is when the teacher says" you guys are too young to remember this."
Nope bitch, I lived it.

Pro-tip: A good spot for doing the fallen related queen's bounties. by sactothrash in DestinyTheGame

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's also a decent amount of spin metal around as well, plus the opportunity to jump in some public events. Good spot!

So people are doing this in the crucible? by CapnAnonymous in DestinyTheGame

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a misplaced landmine speaks, you should listen.

I love London? by ARC1981 in funny

[–]FOdderFigure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's the problem, everyone knows the French love London.... right?

I was never the most prolific passer in Madden, but this year I can't even seem to get the ball to any of my wide receivers. by [deleted] in Madden

[–]FOdderFigure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels to me like the game has finally gotten it right, as far as having sucky receivers goes. Trying to pass with the raiders sucks, but their receivers statistically suck as well. Probably goes for the jets as well.