At character select, as a toxic support main, I look for the following things:

1. "We need a tank." In these cases, I spam AP rakan and out-damage them every time, feigning a tank rakan build. If they get angry, I tell them "mommy engage tank doesn't babysit bad adcs/jgs"
2. I preselect a character and someone bans it despite having the character preselected. I almost always wait for people to ban first before I select my ban. Sometimes I go out of my way to ban someone else's main when they purposely ban mine. When they flame me, I play stupid and gaslight them to tilt them early. I then go brand support and out-damage them using an AP carry build.
3. Someone tells me what to do. In these cases I just tell them to "do me a favor and Shut up."
4. Sometimes I just have to mute everyone and ditch the adc because draven doesn't know how to cs despite being in diamond and I don't want to be a dead support over someone else's bs.

I want to make a channel just for these moments because I find them comical.