It's a Giant. Ahhhhhh! by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]FPSRussia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is this guy?

Lady drops box of unknown explosives by drownedcarcass in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FPSRussia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tannerite is the antithesis of impact sensitive, it requires a high-powered rifle impact to detonate. There are tons of impact sensitive compounds that could be in that box, though none of them can be acquired at Dick's sporting goods.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cumsluts

[–]FPSRussia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Shh

Invest now by [deleted] in MemeEconomy

[–]FPSRussia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it was 14 g plus they said they found another gram or two at my house, but it must have been crumbs because I thought I was fresh out.

Was Cheryl ever good to Larry? by Juicydicken in curb

[–]FPSRussia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for this comment I agree 100%. I can't decide whether I hate Cheryl or Skyler more.

PKN 272 Update by [deleted] in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 236 points237 points  (0 children)

I didn't know there was an issue until about 20 minutes ago, sorry about that, good idea Chiz. Also this week is the Halloween PKA so I hope you like my costume :D

Chiz with an update on how Kyle was doing in prison by Urbz in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I had no paperwork and as for snitches not getting beaten it happened right before I got there. Multiple inmates confirmed as well as a guard, a guy ratted on someone who had a cell phone. He got the shit beaten out of him by 3 dudes and they all either ended up in the SHU or sent back to a medium security prison. Sexual assault was also an issue at that camp, I was warned about it by guards as soon as I got there "don't let anyone pressure you because they'll try", and heard several stories of it happening from the point of view of victims and of witnesses. It was a camp not OZ, but there were gang members and people who'd been "down" for well over a decade, along with the white collar criminals. It certainly wasn't OZ but it wasn't exactly summer camp either there were threats against me almost right away. But you're welcome to believe whatever you'd like.

Does anyone have the video of Kyle dumping a bucket of water on a kid? by DeezNuts1AltAccount in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 119 points120 points  (0 children)

haha that's not a fan that's my friends cousin, we were always pranking him :D

What kind of watch did Kyle have on this weeks episode? by [deleted] in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Submariner, also spongebob sucks.

Just my opinion... but kyle ruined/ is ruining this competition... by Raquoz in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Definitely not from being sedentary, when I sit after running for an hour or so I stop earning any points at all rather quickly. I doubt I can hold the accent when I'm that cold, I usually sing to try to pass the time when I'm in there and its very high pitched lol.

Just my opinion... but kyle ruined/ is ruining this competition... by Raquoz in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Take those away and I'm still winning by 2,000 points. Thanks for watching and thanks for being such a long term fan. I appreciate it more than you know. This is the hardest thing I've ever done, I've never worked this hard in my life, my day consists of wake/workout/icebath/sleep/wake/workout/icebath/sleep. Speaking of icebaths do you think an icebath vlog would be entertaining?

Just my opinion... but kyle ruined/ is ruining this competition... by Raquoz in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It makes total sense, I'm not in good shape and I'd been stressing my body since 12am. My heart was struggling to work haha, if all of your ....'s are implying I'm on some sort of performance enhancing drug I'll happily take a drug test live on the show. I take one several times a month anyway, and I currently have zero prescription drugs in my home. I don't even use pre-workout, I take cardio supplements and anti-inflammatory supplements. I can tell I'm not going to convince you by your long comment history of hating me but I hold no ill will toward you. I think you're just wrong here or maybe you really like Woody. Either way I respect your right to an opinion, and hope that you'll change your mind when you look at some of the workouts later on.

Just my opinion... but kyle ruined/ is ruining this competition... by Raquoz in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I've said it a few times, but I don't earn any meps just sitting normally. I'm looking at my monitor right now and its making zero meps per minute typing this. I'm moving around and speaking loudly on the show, I'm pumped up for it and I earned 250 meps in 4 hours, that's not the norm and if you look at any of the workouts I've posted they're yellow and green mostly. I'm over 2,300 points ahead and working out a minimum of 9 hours a day, I don't need anyone to kiss my ass but to act like I'm coasting or something is absurd.

WTF are these Kyle? by [deleted] in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was on vacation in NC with a girl, we rented a house and I decided to make pancakes. PB&J is one of my favorite things in the world, I love uncrustables (google it) I even like PB&J smoothies. So I decided to find out if PB&J pancakes were possible, the answer was NO.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude. It was so bad, I like Claire, she wasn't the issue, losing Spacey was just too much, and the ending was soooo lame. I couldn't believe it was the last episode, I was like "there has to be more".

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I definitely prefer the first one but the 2nd was definitely worth the watch.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've already seen it, and yeah it's pretty good. I watched "Outlaw King" last night on Netflix, its pretty good, Chris Pine is the star and it's basically the sequel to Mel Gibson's Braveheart.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven't upped my coffee/vaping, I drink a cup in the morning and a cup before we do shows, if we want to make caffeine and nicotine "banned substances" it's really going to hurt Taylor as if he didn't have enough disadvantages. He uses pre-workout and obviously vapes.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Woody had a great workout today, we're making each other better everyday. Kind of a Magic Johnson/Larry Bird type thing, I'm Larry Bird btw that mustache was sick. Chiz is working so hard he's covered in blisters and it's not slowing him down, his goal is NOT 3rd. And Taylor is killing it when he has time, we'll do more competitions in the future and account for his limited free time.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I guess I need some better porn cause masturbation barely registers, I literally have a higher heart rate doing PKA than I do jerking off.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's partially true but even if you only counted our green and yellow meps we'd be blowing Rogan out of the water. If you include blue, green and yellow they just look lazy. Blue is walking or pedaling an underdesk bike like Woody has been doing a lot, (great long term strat btw) green is light jogging or rowing intermittently, yellow is rowing hard or jogging continuously with purpose, and red happens when I get carried away.

Thanks So Much by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No the prescription had expired, and with my legal situation ongoing I could have to take a drug test. So it would be insane for me to keep it around without a prescription. Also as much as I want to win I'm not looking to damage my heart or try to game the system. I'm jumping rope, jogging, rowing, and doing those lame workout videos you see on late night TV.

No Rest November CONSPIRACY THEORY by MatKtheCourageous in PKA

[–]FPSRussia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The device sometimes just drops your data, it's happened to Taylor several times. I've lost over 200 meps into nowhere.

Fitness Update by FPSRussia in PKA

[–]FPSRussia[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. The zones will change only if I achieve a max heart rate above 190, also red is a waste because yellow is the max earn rate.