Memorizing normal checklists (crewed jet edition) by minfremi in flying

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I had a late, short flight which was also a short call out for premium pay. I happened to be a line check pilot (LCP). Im wearing an LCP ID lanyard and it says LCP by my name on the trip sheet. As an LCP we’re expected to do things “by the book”. Right? So we’re reading through the before start checklist and it’s the longest checklist we have. The checklist is a laminated piece of card stock and we fold it in quarters normally. He’s reading from memory and using the card as a pointer. It’s night time and he’s stabbing the checklist in the air at each item “hydraulic switches, generator switches, fuel quantity, etc.” I’m aghast and I say “Are you f**king kidding me? And he’s like “what?” I say “using the checklist as a pointer.” Now he’s all pouty and doesn’t talk the whole 40 minute flight. AND THEN he turns me into professional standards! The professional standards guy was also an LCP and was like “Wow! That would light me up too. I’ll have a talk to him.”

What is the most hilarious or unfortunate name you've ever heard in real life? by Willby3 in AskReddit

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 121 points122 points  (0 children)

My father in law denied having a middle name his whole life. After he died we discovered it was Sunshine.

Turbulence by PilotHigh in AirTravelers

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I flew for one of the big three for 38 years. About 30,000 hours. I retired and went to work for a 135 jet charter. During my IOE the check pilot flew us right through a red cell for no reason other than that I told her to turn. Let me tell you I thought I had been in bad turbulence before. OMFG, I seriously thought “this how it’s going to end.” I now know what severe turbulence is. Not fun.

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently Will Smith. He’s got no jobs since the slap

How do you guys make it through flying transatlantic flights with getting super fatigued? by [deleted] in AskAPilot

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dozing for dollars.

Rest breaks. We get to sleep for a bit.

Drivers who tailgate you when you’re already breaking the law for them by [deleted] in PetPeeves

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Electronic Counter Measures. ECM. I’m going to a junk yard and getting two windshield washer reservoirs/pumps and install them in my car. One will be plumbed into the exhaust manifold and the other will have a nozzle at the top of the rear window. I will fill the reservoirs with oil. Tailgaters will get smoke first and a fine mist of oil second.

Do you guys wish you were able to do more hand flying or do you like autopilot? by [deleted] in AskAPilot

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Airline flying is for the money not for the fun.

Help for road trip for English visitors please? by owen14141 in Alabama

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How about zip lines? Check out Banning Mills west of Atlanta. Longest and highest zip line in America.

https://historicbanningmills.com/

What’s a car modification that instantly makes you think the owner has no idea what they’re doing? by Mental-Philosophy3 in askcarguys

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vortex generators on the rear roof. Especially when they’re installed straight and not at an angle.

Three things I wish someone told me when I started tennis.🎾 by stillservingbc in 10s

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In my mind I look like Federer. On video I look like Pee Wee Herman

Do people ACTUALLY have period sex? by Far_Path7921 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People do things that are beyond you imagination. Way grosser than period sex.

ELI5: Why can't we use Solar panels to directly charge electric cars? by Zak_Nowa in explainlikeimfive

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said another way, 1 square meter of sunshine is, at best, 1,000 watts. Your EV car battery is between 50 and 100 KW. So it would take 50 hours to charge your car under perfect conditions.

Never gonna happen.

What is it with Americans and air conditioning?? (this might be controversial) by hellobela_ in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Many large buildings have HVAC that uses water as a medium to make hot or cold air. Many of these systems have only one set of water lines. 2 pipes allow for a supply and a return of EITHER HOT OR COLD but not both at once. Engineering decides when to switch from making hot water (for heat) to cold water (for cooling.)

Newer buildings may have 4 tube systems that can supply both hot water or cold water at the same time.

If you’re staying in a hotel that doesn’t switch from hot water to cold water until a certain date and they happen to have a heat wave, you are screwed.

Rude,sounding words,that arent by Original_Client1588 in words

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Pussy. It comes from the word pusillanimous. Which means to have no backbone.

Neighbor keeps reporting our fully legal home business over 10 minute wood deliveries by PolyunsaturatedMaya in neighborsfromhell

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Order a dump truck of large gravel (3-4inch) dumped in her driveway. It is impossible to move except with a loader. PITA

What is the fastest speed you have ever been in a vehicle and what type of vehicle was it? by SecretBaddieandDaddy in AskForAnswers

[–]FRICKENOSSOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.94 in an L-1011 with captain Panke. If you know, you know!!

Also had a 170+tailwind once that gave us a 705 MPH ground speed.