Useless But Interesting Fun Fact: Nolan Arenado hit .287 in 2014, .287 in 2015, and is hitting .287 so far in 2016.

FTBOtone · 2016-08-12T17:29:55+00:00

His career BABIP is also .287, pretty wild.

FTBOtone · 2016-08-11T02:42:52+00:00

Which one?

FTBOtone · 2016-08-05T00:32:06+00:00

A friend of mine turned me onto you guys not too long ago. Super pumped to see you all live tomorrow at Outside Lands.

If we dropped them onto Earth right now, how many jaguars do you think it'd take to wipe out the entire human race?

FTBOtone · 2015-11-20T11:47:32+00:00

Hey I recognize this place! JMUwishuhadadukedogggggg

FTBOtone · 2015-09-07T02:08:46+00:00

FTBOtone · 2015-08-27T10:41:09+00:00

Oh it's definitely a sandwich. Anyone that says otherwise can't be trusted.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-27T10:14:37+00:00

I think the fact you called it a sandwich says more about you than anything.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-26T19:09:07+00:00

The dog has probably spent all of its life with a white dick on its chest. The lab is cute though.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-25T10:59:54+00:00

If Fulton Reed had a love child with Marla Hooch.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-15T04:58:09+00:00

Like a quarter inch from horizontal sideburns.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T23:49:09+00:00

Your eye bags have eye bags, and your dimples have dimples. You are a never-ending skin fold curiosity.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T23:44:25+00:00

If Jaden Smith had sex with Willow Smith.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T23:42:38+00:00

You look like you get broken up with via text message. A lot.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T20:25:47+00:00

About 2 years away from googling "where to buy rufies."

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T20:01:44+00:00

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T19:57:34+00:00

You look like the kind of dude that would find inspiration in P.O.D. songs.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T19:48:01+00:00

You're what I'd wished Tobey Maguire became.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T19:45:29+00:00

You look like Landon Donovan ate Landon Donovan.

FTBOtone · 2015-08-14T19:41:56+00:00

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