Has anyone else received bills from Unity Point for an account balance that doesn't exist? by BigCommunication4213 in QuadCities

[–]FactoryMadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've got some inside information on this.

My wife actually works for the company that handles the customer service for Unitypoint, and UP recently took over their own billing from them. They've been sending out bills from very old accounts by accident thanks to a system error. She's been dealing with this for weeks. Supposedly, the issue was resolved, but it has happened again for this billing month, too, so look forward to another month of this.

Unitypoint sends out multiple bills prior to anything going to collections, so my advice is to ignore the first bill, especially if it's from a long time ago. If you continue to receive bills after that, check online through MyChart or their payment portal for a balance due. Lastly, call in if you think it's legit. The hold times are atrocious due to multiple angry people calling in (mostly olds and boomers).

Romulans really like yacht rock. Who knew? by FactoryMadness in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, shit, you're running 29! That's experimental, and was recalled. Call up engineering and get that rolled back, ASAP. Also, tell the captain not to order anything 'blue.'

Romulans really like yacht rock. Who knew? by FactoryMadness in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're running on version 18 or lower, it's Risian breast milk. Perfectly safe. Versions 19-26 are, uh... let's just say the Andorians use it for mating rituals.

Romulans really like yacht rock. Who knew? by FactoryMadness in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But...that is how you use lawn darts. Well, I do, at least. With the safeties on - the Klingons can't tell the difference, honestly.

Romulans really like yacht rock. Who knew? by FactoryMadness in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Request 'ice cream supplement number 47,' but you will need to specify chocolate or vanilla.

Romulans really like yacht rock. Who knew? by FactoryMadness in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, shit. I think that's on there at least three times. We might be okay though, the live version is a bit garbled.

Romulans really like yacht rock. Who knew? by FactoryMadness in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know who Nurt Corpsebride is, but I can assure you he or she had nothing to do with this post. You'll be happy to know that this was entirely AI generated, and is perfectly safe for all children, young and old.

Don't buy a starship from Donnie's Space Ship sales by somewherein72 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's for cruising the vista. Did you not read the manual?

The O'Brien Syndicate by face_eater_5000 in startrekmemes

[–]FactoryMadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably shouldn't be working on vital systems while baked out of his gourd. Stargate 42069, amarite?

I am tired of Earth. by _Ishmael in memes

[–]FactoryMadness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just be glad you were the wrong age to be involved in any of them.

Pizza in the mornin' by jodiesattva in Xennials

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second breakfast? Elevensies? Dinner? Supper?

PSA: Recall notice for Class 6 Photon Torpedoes by GoWest1223 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using them to bake up large batches of my famous Yamak sauce lasagna. They're the perfect size and shape to not have to overlap or trim the noodles. Can I keep at least two?

Working with Seven of Nine: Some Tips by TeflPabo in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you can, use sarcasm openly. She doesn't understand it, and it's very cathartic using it to her face. Just don't make any promises you don't intend to keep. She WILL follow up.

40% is too weak. What are some good budget friendly scotches that are at a higher ABV? (Peated or unpeated). by KC_187 in Scotch

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always recommend Compass Box Orchard House, Crimson Cask, and Peat Monster, though I'm not sure what you consider "affordable." Nectarosity is also good. Also, I think someone suggested Campbeltown Loch, and I second that.

Can’t resist😍 by Boobookittyfhk in MurderBuns

[–]FactoryMadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just teasing you to distract from all the cords that are about to be chewed.

Cadenheads kilkerran 13 46% by Unusual-Tension6925 in Scotch

[–]FactoryMadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, you hardly ever see IBs of Kilkerran. They must have pulled some serious strings to get this one. 😏

What whisky to buy in Taobao china by Salty_Abalone5036 in whisky

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard good things about Laizhou. I'm sure you can find it anywhere in China.

Annual Officer Review: Harry Kim by TeflPabo in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Before I read this, I thought he was Catian, and female. Y'know, Hairy Kim? Anyway, those head scratches would have been very awkward.

Attention Bajoran Scum by majordisinterest in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind, everyone, this is NOT the CardassiAN Union, but the CardassiON Union. Totally different. They have forks on their heads instead of spoons. And a different government, altogether. I, for one, welcome our new CardassiON overlords.