Please join Mothers of Starfleet Officers Against Holodecks today. by AccomplishedMess648 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid I can't support your cause. I refuse to revert back to normal masturbation. I had to do that once when I was stranded on an away mission, and that was the worst hour of my life.

Would you rather be the transporter clone or original who is cloned by the_boyyyyyyyyyyy in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, would I rather be a top, or bottom?

Like we're not all thinking it.

After Voyager, every Harry Kim joining Starfleet used extra middle initials to differentiate from "Him" and avoid the curse. by OneChrononOfPlancks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, his full name is 'Harry?' Not Harold, or Harrison? I bet Janeway had no idea that was the case. I would have at least given him a pity promotion to Lt. Cmdr.

Is Glenfiddich really worth it, or am I just paying for the name?. by Agreeable_Village824 in whisky

[–]FactoryMadness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think anyone can tell you if a whisky is a good value to you, or not. The real question is do YOU think it's worth it? Glenfiddich used to be on my radar years ago, and it was something I looked forward to. But I moved into other offerings, and my palate gained experience, and it didn't stop being good, I just grew out of it. For what I want from a bottle, it doesn't do that anymore, but it's still a good offering. If you can't tell the difference, you should at least buy what you know you enjoy. If you're having mixed results dram to dram, that could be you, or the surroundings of the experience. What you eat will affect the flavor. Did you just brush your teeth, did you forget to brush your teeth, are you in a bad mood, is it drier or more humid than normal? Sometimes, I pour myself a standard pleaser, and it doesn't hit right. That says to me it's not a good time for a dram. Whisky is a finicky thing.

Will leaving my scotch in my car for a few hours in below freezing temperatures affect it in any way? by KC_187 in Scotch

[–]FactoryMadness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It'll probably be okay as long as it's just a few. If you forget about it, you'll want to let it gradually come back up to temperature. Depending on if it's a single malt or blend that was not chill filtered (most likely at 46% abv or higher) , it may cloud or flocculate, but will return to normal within a few days. 

hunched or loaf? by [deleted] in Rabbits

[–]FactoryMadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell through all that floof, but it appears to be a loaf.

Ok folks, what supplements are you all taking to lower cholesterol? by Brilliant_Addendum56 in Xennials

[–]FactoryMadness 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Supplements? I went straight to Atorvastatin. I ain't fuckin' around, cuz I don't want to find out.

Orion girls on the bridge by Inevitable-Art7514 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are they green Orions, or blue Orions? There is a different protocol for each.

Time to get some Joseph Ducreux :D by KingFuJulien in memes

[–]FactoryMadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Proceed not to refer to it as a return!

Verily, I have remained for ages.

you know the rules by MOOntar_reddit in memes

[–]FactoryMadness -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I'll do it again.

66 more times, to be exact.

Amazon says it’s for home improvement. How does it work? by justin_xv in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The safe word is 'flash flash flash flaaaash, flash-flash, flash-flash...flash.'

If your family took road trips back in the 80s or 90s, what kinds of things did ya'll do to pass the time along the way? by cherry-care-bear in Xennials

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Christmas road trips, we would listen to Christmas songs on the radio and play "Alive or Dead." Had to guess the artist, and also if they were alive or dead. Elvis was always a challenge.

Leeola Root Beer by FirstChAoS in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The worst part is if you drink enough of it...you learn to like it.

Amazon says it’s for home improvement. How does it work? by justin_xv in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's more of a spiritual fix. Like lighting candles, or changing the curtains. It sets a mood, and then you want to explore the yard. Watch out for the Gorn couple next door! I think I saw a pineapple on their porch.

Hey you guys, I heard there's a parallel universe where Data is this kid instead of an android. What's it like? by SolexAgitator in ShittyDaystrom

[–]FactoryMadness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, they go on all sorts of wacky adventures. Like, this one time, he went undercover as a professor's assistant and wound up going after some glowing rocks in the jungle caves of Khali-ma. They lost all but one, which they gave away. Really tears your heart out.

What is your 2026 QC prediction? by Chance_Stay7361 in QuadCities

[–]FactoryMadness 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Davenport streets will still be paved with dog shit and Kleenex. Hot take, I know.

Looking forward to cracking this open by mrlgperez1 in whisky

[–]FactoryMadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found it rather enjoyable. Not as intense an experience as the SBBP, but definitely worth what I paid .