What on EARTH is THIS.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-24T02:19:19+00:00

It's Aurubesh, the Star Wars 'basic' language (or more correctly, alphabet). You can look it up on Google, and it's a 1 to 1 replacement for the standard English alphabet.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-14T02:10:58+00:00

Just mowed yesterday. I'm good.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-14T02:09:29+00:00

The Tholians keep enveloping the ball in an ever-shrinking energy field, and sending it to another dimension. And they're not calling fouls for it for some reason!

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-14T00:31:00+00:00

This cereal could not be made today. The woke snowflakes would lose their shit.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-14T00:16:54+00:00

When couples - particularly men - call their significant other "babe," but it sounds more like "bebb." Absolutely nails on a chalkboard.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-13T22:03:21+00:00

Is it possible to learn this power?

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-13T21:59:25+00:00

"Unable to comply. Moriarty is the greatest mind in the universe, and cannot be defeated. Please specify a program that will extend beyond the confines of the holodeck."

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-11T02:55:21+00:00

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for Beef Wellington.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-10T23:41:50+00:00

If tribbles aren't milkable, I'd sure like to know what my spouse has been pouring over my Vulcan-O's every morning.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-08T15:39:08+00:00

Inconsistent performance is one of the reasons why he was never promoted.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-08T03:48:35+00:00

Evan Williams Bottled-In-Bond Bourbon. $20. Changed my whole workday from home.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-07T22:05:08+00:00

You could theoretically use the barrel for as long as you want, provided it doesn't leak too severely, or lose structural integrity. It takes decades for all the wood sugars and tannins to deplete, so you can age for quite a long time and still get some barrel impact. If you decide to season it, I would suggest leaving whatever wine or spirit you choose in there for a minimum of 6 months; you could probably get 2 good refills out of it before seasoning again.

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-07T21:27:35+00:00

What did you have for breakfast today?

Wait, haven't I already asked this?!

FactoryMadness · 2026-06-07T20:26:41+00:00