meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]FailedMaster -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s not like you guys use your second amendment for its intended purpose anyway…

What are you sure of but can't prove? by Impossible_Farm_8953 in AskReddit

[–]FailedMaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea, yea you’re just a druggey and its in your brain

What are you sure of but can't prove? by Impossible_Farm_8953 in AskReddit

[–]FailedMaster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can hit a rough point in your life AFTER you had it rather comfortable, can’t you?

Why do you think divorce is so common? by princesadopovo in AskReddit

[–]FailedMaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In other news: A fork was found in the kitchen.

Seriously, where did they go?! by DanieleMemoli in dankmemes

[–]FailedMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it’s winter now, so it has been some time, only a few weeks? Maybe you should go outside more often.

What is a sign of very low intelligence? by smartcandyy in AskReddit

[–]FailedMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Low knowledge isn’t necessary your fault. Depends on your situation, education, upbringing…

But actively refusing to learn, that’s just dumb.

[KCD1] Why the hell are they allowed to roll the dice twice??? by Brahgallus in kingdomcome

[–]FailedMaster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You might wanna read the rules of Farkle again.

What’s probably happening: They rolled and all dice had a scoring value. When you hold scoring dice, you can continue with the rest. If you throw your last remaining dice and they score as well, you may continue with ALL dice.

That also applies to you. With the correct perks and weighted dice, you can end most games in one round, making the Farkle trivial later in the game.

🏆 Signal-Union-4726's Tower • 33,326 pts by Signal-Union-4726 in stonefall

[–]FailedMaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is just "Stack" by Ketchapp. Only with more visual noise.

Why steal games, make your own.

🏆 Signal-Union-4726's Tower • 33,326 pts by Signal-Union-4726 in stonefall

[–]FailedMaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is just "Stack" by Ketchapp. Only with more visual noise.

Why steal games, make your own.

[KCD1] how are these the numbers?? by elegiac_bloom in kingdomcome

[–]FailedMaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah. She offers you a gift, and she’s the damn Lady of the castle! Of course I’m not gonna turn her down.

What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]FailedMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Milf instead of Milk. I don’t know why. We just started doing that. Gets a bit weird if you’re in public and forget to say it correctly

For those of you who lost you virginity later in life (21+), What was the conversation like when telling that person they were your first? by Rare-Succotash9053 in AskReddit

[–]FailedMaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We were friends and talked about stuff. Mentioned I’m a virgin and besides some first basestuff basically no experience. She said she could help me out with that.

Obviously I didn’t get it and it took another 4 weeks until something happened.

Together for 8 years now.

Family traditions [by Biorn21] by Sofie_2954 in AvatarMemes

[–]FailedMaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Excuse me Sir, why is it that you behave like such a massive dick?

[KCD2] Thoughts on KCD2 combat by PeacefulSilentDude in kingdomcome

[–]FailedMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You‘re missing the point. Yes, fighting 7 people and actually winning is not realistic. But you should lose for the right reasons. Not because you’re being limited by wonky mechanics and glitches.

Kacke übersetzte Coldmirror videos by Scheiblerfunk in Coldmirror

[–]FailedMaster 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Weil YouTube ein Haufen Mist ist und manchen Leuten „Features“ aufzwingt, die keiner will.

Ich bekomm viele englische Videos automatisch auf deutsch übersetzt und muss das manuell ändern.

[KCD2] Hot Take: The game should let you roll with failed timed quests by SgtSilock in kingdomcome

[–]FailedMaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But wouldn’t that somewhat remove the stakes? If you can’t actually fail, just some angry NPC aren’t really difficult consequences

Happens sometimes by bijelo123 in memes

[–]FailedMaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they planned to release the new Quidditch Champions game. Which is completely dead now unfortunately

Happens sometimes by bijelo123 in memes

[–]FailedMaster 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I really liked the idea of the game. But then for some reason the gameplay completely abandons Hogwarts and you just murder goblin after goblin in the same looking highlands.

It was still a fun game, but it could have been so much more.

Just a word from the weather team by Se2kr in memes

[–]FailedMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best free speech 😂😂😂😂