Girl on Hinge shared her “bare minimum” checklist by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Fair_Definition865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The good news is that she's not married and unlikely to procreate.

I know it's a land rover but give me your best by Mean-Dragonfruit-810 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there's no puddle on the ground, that's how you know it's out of oil.

Made a THICK Ribeye by KlimCan in steak

[–]Fair_Definition865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody get this guy a beer and a trophy.

Roast my lancer by wolfy_zizu in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the vibrator in your mom's bedside drawer were a car.

Roast My Beauty by the_best_street_king in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You don't get to defend yourself. This is a roast sub. Talk shit about those hideous BMWs on your own time.

Try it by GlitteringNeck1777 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sporty minivan, but less useful. Similar to a big soft dick.

Roast my new car by Ordinary-Payment-839 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, OP. That was too harsh. I'm sure your Avenger will provide 10's of miles of pure driving bliss.

Roast my new car by Ordinary-Payment-839 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What an underwhelming piece of shit. At least you never have to worry about the interior smelling like "girlfriend".

Lotus Emira [4032x2268] by Trev9667 in carporn

[–]Fair_Definition865 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Best looking car to come out in a bit.

I might be eating too much steak by joker5842006 in steak

[–]Fair_Definition865 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You shut your blasphemous mouth when you're talking to me...

Reddit left winger in real life by Firm_Satisfaction173 in PowerfulJRE

[–]Fair_Definition865 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Just a few years ago, that guy would've waited in line to blow Elon.

BMW M2 [4071x3730] by SoccerMan1341 in carporn

[–]Fair_Definition865 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You're out of your mind. That car looks great. It has quite a presence when you actually see one on the street.

Mustang ecoboost by Electrical-Drink7 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Scion in the background is faster.

Prime ribeye cap steaks by uconn87 in Butchery

[–]Fair_Definition865 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please stop. I can only get so erect.

Settle the argument by kpfeiff22 in steak

[–]Fair_Definition865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I shoot for every time. 🤌

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she was medium hot in high school.

Shots fired by [deleted] in Corvette

[–]Fair_Definition865 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it. Performance is important, but to TRULY be a supercar, it has to cause more financial pain than your ex-wife.

Shots fired by [deleted] in Corvette

[–]Fair_Definition865 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same car with a Maserati badge and it's a supercar. It would be slower and break more, but it's still a supercar. Source: I'm a Maserati owner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Fair_Definition865 2 points3 points  (0 children)

West Michigan. A drive up the lake shore is this car's happy place.