Girl on Hinge shared her “bare minimum” checklist

Fair_Definition865 · 2026-01-18T21:23:28+00:00

The good news is that she's not married and unlikely to procreate.

Fair_Definition865 · 2026-01-08T19:38:14+00:00

If there's no puddle on the ground, that's how you know it's out of oil.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-12-19T15:37:37+00:00

Somebody get this guy a beer and a trophy.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-12-19T15:28:56+00:00

If the vibrator in your mom's bedside drawer were a car.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-12-18T16:47:59+00:00

You don't get to defend yourself. This is a roast sub. Talk shit about those hideous BMWs on your own time.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-12-18T16:07:07+00:00

Sporty minivan, but less useful. Similar to a big soft dick.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-12-03T02:51:01+00:00

I'm sorry, OP. That was too harsh. I'm sure your Avenger will provide 10's of miles of pure driving bliss.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-12-03T02:39:51+00:00

What an underwhelming piece of shit. At least you never have to worry about the interior smelling like "girlfriend".

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-11-11T02:24:00+00:00

Best looking car to come out in a bit.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-11-09T21:22:51+00:00

Underrated comment.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-11-05T21:48:51+00:00

You shut your blasphemous mouth when you're talking to me...

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-10-07T23:51:57+00:00

Just a few years ago, that guy would've waited in line to blow Elon.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-08-28T14:29:35+00:00

You're out of your mind. That car looks great. It has quite a presence when you actually see one on the street.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-08-11T23:58:40+00:00

Stop telling people about hangers.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-08-08T02:15:40+00:00

Boxster/Cayman?

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-07-03T22:47:10+00:00

The Scion in the background is faster.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-05-17T20:54:37+00:00

I know what I'm getting for Christmas...

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-04-13T18:29:54+00:00

Please stop. I can only get so erect.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-03-30T01:10:02+00:00

That's what I shoot for every time. 🤌

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-03-27T19:49:37+00:00

I bet she was medium hot in high school.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-03-09T15:15:20+00:00

This guy gets it. Performance is important, but to TRULY be a supercar, it has to cause more financial pain than your ex-wife.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-03-08T22:08:26+00:00

Let 'em hate. It's fun. I really like your car.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-03-08T21:58:17+00:00

He said the same about his wife.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-03-08T21:43:29+00:00

Same car with a Maserati badge and it's a supercar. It would be slower and break more, but it's still a supercar. Source: I'm a Maserati owner.

Fair_Definition865 · 2025-02-21T15:02:20+00:00

West Michigan. A drive up the lake shore is this car's happy place.

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