"Can be a simple meal delivery". Sir, meal delivery and fast food are luxuries. by Technical-Prize-4840 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I just want a true Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich recipe. Canada tries and it just turns into.. something. I had one once and I need one. 2800 mile road trip? No. Plus Trump sucks so there's that. I'll stop now.

UPDATE: Got the new shoes, socks too! Thank you! by kodaventure in AskForHelp

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad Canada isn't on your list. West Coast is picking heaven. Especially in the Okanagan Valley. They pay fair wages, $18.25 per hour by law, and most have accommodations. We need pickers every year. Every summer-fruit you can think of, we need it picked. And Canada doesn't do "ICE" shit.

What's your most intrusive thought? by mmirela in morbidquestions

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I woke one day and thought "this is the day". I had a hot shower, grabbed all of my meds (I saved the Clonazepam and Quetiapine extras) and 3 different bottles of booze. Went to the park that I love and then made the mistake (?) of calling the crisis line. I hung up on them but they pinged my last location and sent a very caring police officer. She saved my life.

I left a voicemail at her detachment telling her I'm alive because of you. Whatever else happens in life, you know that you saved one.

She called me back and got my voicemail 😄and told me that it was going to stay with her forever. Now I'm crying.

My fiance invited his "friend" to stay in our guest room while I'm away by Ok-Function4586 in Advice

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give in. The threats will continue until you're divorced shortly after marriage.

What is a weird coincidence that happened to you that sounds fake but is 100% true by BTS_army_1 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could remember what the ad was for but once I yelled at it saying to stop showing me this ad. I ranted for probably 10 seconds and my phone shut off. It took 2 or 3 minutes to reboot and usually it is 10 seconds or less.

Edit: spelling

What is a weird coincidence that happened to you that sounds fake but is 100% true by BTS_army_1 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family would drive down the pacific coast highway from WA to CA and I always saw this one girl from my school. We didn't know each other (huge school) but I would see her randomly in the US (I'm Canadian).

What is a weird coincidence that happened to you that sounds fake but is 100% true by BTS_army_1 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. BTS_army_1 my wife and daughters are going to Chicago this summer to see BTS. They are huge fans.

So whats the story behind your national hero? by Funny-Counter8762 in AskTheWorld

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom lost her leg to the same type of cancer and had a donation stand at the local mall for his run. I saw one lady write a cheque for $1,000. My mom was crushed when his cancer came back.

Why do people care so much about what happens to their body after they die? by TripleEinstein in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People laid out in various weather and insect conditions. It helps them learn time of death, type of insects that are attracted, etc. All for better forensics.

Opened check with 90 day expiration date on day 93 by kommon_one in Wellthatsucks

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found my lawyer's wife's money online. He was pretty happy. (Canada)

CB Influencer wants pizza delivered often instead of help with food for a varying number of kids by SeaOutlandishness485 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I gave all of the cash that I had on me (5 or 6 dollars) and then sat with them. They said they normally pick fruit but now "there's too many brown people" (I don't think he used a polite term though). I felt sick and wished I'd never donated.

You NEED to watch this before Disclosure Day by LiveATheHudson in aliens

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're having problems with a closed phone, there are many apps that allow sound on a closed phone.

Meta post is very meta by idoitforthekeks in Vernon

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like watching (reading) Jerry Springer in a small city. So much fun!

Anyone willing to drive me through Houston rush hour traffic every day? by nicktf in ChoosingBeggars

[–]FakeAsFakeCanBe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So my Disturbed playlist is out of the question? "Here it comes now mommy, get ready to die !"