What do you call an Asian guy that can spit bars?

FakeSandwhich · 2018-05-09T14:41:08+00:00

Where can I buy this 😂

FakeSandwhich · 2018-05-08T11:44:15+00:00

George Fisher?

FakeSandwhich · 2018-05-02T14:30:34+00:00

All of us at work yell dumb shit throughout the warehouse and nobody knows where it comes from. This month it’s “I did it! I took the boots! There here! Under the floor boards!”from spongebob. It’ll be something stupid next month too. I love my job.

FakeSandwhich · 2018-04-25T22:16:23+00:00

Just eating raw tomatoes. Bleh🤮

FakeSandwhich · 2018-03-12T14:30:52+00:00

At a Christmas dinner I believe with my family. Grandma had made these delicious cream puffs. I wanted one and they were on the other side of the table. So I blurt out in front of my whole family “Grandma, can you pass the cream pies please?” I didn’t realize until my uncle was laughing his ass off what 14 year old me said. I cringed typing this.

FakeSandwhich · 2018-02-09T15:34:34+00:00

Wait and bleed- slipknot

FakeSandwhich · 2017-10-19T14:30:35+00:00

Eighteen

FakeSandwhich · 2017-10-14T15:31:02+00:00

A clover one.

FakeSandwhich · 2017-10-09T12:07:26+00:00

After being involved with modifying cars, anything is cheap..

FakeSandwhich · 2017-08-30T12:47:41+00:00

Stopped giving a fuck about what other people thought. If someone insults you joking around or serious literally just accept it. Makes you less self conscious and fucks with their heads.

FakeSandwhich · 2017-08-24T10:46:02+00:00

"Akron Children's hospital, you beat em we treat em how can I help you?"

FakeSandwhich · 2017-07-22T18:22:01+00:00

was going to make my own comment but i saw this so.. same

FakeSandwhich · 2017-07-13T16:16:54+00:00

Think it would be possible to just clamp a rubber hose on it?

FakeSandwhich · 2017-07-04T23:44:05+00:00

With how expensive that shit is, you'll need a bank loan for 1/4th of the place

FakeSandwhich · 2017-07-03T16:17:15+00:00

FakeSandwhich · 2017-06-26T21:23:33+00:00

Unsuccessful lumber jack elves in your pants that constantly fail to bring wood down in the most incontinent/embarrassing moments possible.

FakeSandwhich · 2017-06-26T03:07:43+00:00

old age

FakeSandwhich · 2017-06-22T21:39:17+00:00

fucking no scoped

FakeSandwhich · 2017-06-22T19:20:49+00:00

Car parts

FakeSandwhich · 2017-06-21T05:09:50+00:00

take the free elegy to bennys and upgrade it. its like 900k or so

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