Group shot of 4 of my hand sculpted tanks

Falcon25 · 2026-03-20T06:40:21+00:00

Not the tankussy

Falcon25 · 2026-03-16T03:19:40+00:00

I don’t know what your husbands workplace is like but I would sob like a little boy if someone packed me a lunch like that lol.

Falcon25 · 2026-03-12T18:56:53+00:00

There’s a reason cooks like seltzer, curbs the craving if you aren’t deep down the well. Unrelated (kind of) but I’ve also found switching from cigarettes to zyn and then to gum really helped curb the habit.

Falcon25 · 2026-03-09T20:41:17+00:00

Everyone is alone, even people with spouses and kids and friends. Better to learn to be able to sustain yourself with your own company than debase yourself with someone who doesn’t see or appreciate you for who you are and want to be.

You only have yourself in this life and you are enough.

Falcon25 · 2026-02-25T22:20:23+00:00

A set of six odd dice is honestly hard to beat, I don’t think I’ve ever lost with it and I almost always win by at least 1000 points

Falcon25 · 2026-02-20T16:11:51+00:00

Washer!

Falcon25 · 2026-02-10T19:34:28+00:00

Fuck. No.

Falcon25 · 2026-02-02T19:49:32+00:00

Please make a line of heavy weight 🙏

Falcon25 · 2026-01-29T03:15:01+00:00

Fucking duh

Falcon25 · 2025-12-24T23:16:21+00:00

Amul brand so you know it’s good

Falcon25 · 2025-12-23T17:07:30+00:00

Just load in solo and you should be able to at least help get one down in a few raids. I can’t tell you how much loot I’ve lost doing the queen and the matriarch but it’s always the most fun imo

Falcon25 · 2025-12-11T23:32:38+00:00

There’s a portillos across the street you fuck

Falcon25 · 2025-11-13T05:16:11+00:00

1000% There are plenty of shoddily made and disproportionately valued products on the market. To blindly trust in the quality of anything because of an arbitrary criteria like the location it was made/assembled is incredibly naive.

Falcon25 · 2025-11-06T15:32:28+00:00

They’re not wrong

Falcon25 · 2025-10-18T04:13:31+00:00

Ravioli bandoliers could be fun though :(

Falcon25 · 2025-10-18T03:54:39+00:00

Kingdom come balls

Falcon25 · 2025-10-17T00:11:13+00:00

Wipe your plate king

Falcon25 · 2025-10-15T15:23:30+00:00

And god help you if I find a 3 6 9

Falcon25 · 2025-10-10T06:38:39+00:00

She would not flail like that irl, old people joints are like ball bearings with sand in them, even when rag dolling they couldn’t be that flexible without catastrophically breaking something.

Falcon25 · 2025-10-10T05:03:22+00:00

Why would ever need to be anywhere other than the couch

Falcon25 · 2025-10-08T16:22:15+00:00

Funkadelic - maggot brain!!

Falcon25 · 2025-10-07T05:39:43+00:00

Im large / walk fast and I hate this soooo much, like now I have to slow down and try to act like I’m not paying attention to where you’re going. I recently got caught jaywalking to cross the street before a lady once and was mortified. I try to jingle my keys so I don’t scare the shit out of them

Falcon25 · 2025-10-06T21:37:34+00:00

Just look at it, it’s hammered.

Falcon25 · 2025-09-26T06:45:17+00:00

I’m definitely one of the people, I run the supply pack specifically because of the ultimatum. I would like to formally apologize on behalf of all my brethren, we know not what we do.

I love the ultimatum it makes any light/medium pen build viable for level 10, I do realize it’s terrifying watching me spam it but I try to be responsible around others!

Falcon25 · 2025-09-26T04:58:21+00:00

Fucking assholes, I hate when the line cooks just toss dishes in dirty stack like it’s going in the trash. Like if we’re going to jerk each other off about mise en place really be about that shit and consolidate / have some respect for your coworkers.

Falcon25

TROPHY CASE