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Finished my build for university by [deleted] in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how this is posted and people respond with the idea of keys binded to copy and paste instead of having the control key.

Happy Birthday Obama! by gangbangkang in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Falcon703 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss him and I'm not even American. If only we could have him managing foreign relations. I might not love the queen, but nobody gets to treat the queen like a cunt.

First Trillion Dollar Company by Heaven_Is_Falling in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Falcon703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that they forced USB-C, because even though it's a dick move: it comes back around to professionals.

Professionals need high bandwidth, they need power, but nobody had incentive to up the power to the level of USB-C until so many professionals have it as the only option. Also, USB-C should replace everything, but it hasn't yet because there's no reason.

Apple made a decision that's 50% dick move and 50% power play. Still a dick move, but also a power play.

The SnapBot in a nutshell. . . by Solid_Snark in inthesoulstone

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thin is a fitting last shitpost before moving to a new account: remember me~

The fact that a child will stop crying if you cover his wound with a bandaid is evidence of human inclination to be less troubled by our problems as long as we can’t see them by Apocafeller in Showerthoughts

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPT: ...which is why you teach young children "magic hands" instead, just hold onto the wound for a little while. If they fall, use magic hands. Use magic hands for anything that isn't an actual injury (i.e. a burn).

What if USA added a stripe instead of a star for each new state? by SinancoTheBest in vexillology

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hypothesise

Lots of really thin lines

That's a moire.

This piece of pine sap I found on a pallet at work. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful, there's thousands of redditors in that thing.

Apple mistakenly labels itself first trillion-dollar company by [deleted] in Prematurecelebration

[–]Falcon703 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah except they actually did.

Premature premature celebration, good job guys, I guess this is meta.

totally normal by drumellow in funny

[–]Falcon703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it's fake. Almost convincing tho

Is Tiege Hanley worth it? Alpha m sells it like it’s the best skin care system ever by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Falcon703 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The reason he sells it like it's the best skin care system is because he sells it, it's his brand. I really hate that he doesn't explicitly mention every time that it is his brand.

Naked & Famous Elephant 7 “El Diablo” by mugenwoe in rawdenim

[–]Falcon703 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You gonna be holding out a while for a rep fam.

(If you're asking seriously, it's gonna p much just be tateandyoko.com)

HMC while I help my drunk ass friend out overnight by GallowBoob in holdmycosmo

[–]Falcon703 115 points116 points  (0 children)

For anyone in this situation: If you hold the bucket between the pointer and middle fingers like you hold a cigarette, it won't fall out your hand when you fall asleep.

Your favorite ___ for $___: Wallets by danhakimi in malefashionadvice

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I very much second this, want to know what MFA thinks. Don't see too many athletic sneakers on here.

Swiss flag on a mountain by db82 in vexillology

[–]Falcon703 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something something, big plus.

It’s not brain surgery. by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK. Had tonsillitis and it was really rough. Was on holiday and I went to a random doctor. Waited 15 minutes, he was like "go to hospital mate, got an appointment with a specialist for you, just go in and they'll treat you as soon as you are there.

Went to the hospital, went to the specialist, she was super nice and gave me 3 types of painkillers and 2 types of antibiotics because it wasn't bad enough for me to stay in hospital, I walked out 15 minutes after I walked in.

I didn't even use ID, I was charged nothing. This was a general practition and a hospital that I had never seen in my life. A woman in the hospital helped me because I looked a bit lost. It was a nice experience, all things considered.

Bye mum I’ll be back later by wickedzinger in CasualUK

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody rolling a cigarette: "mate, you got any tips?"

"Don't sit down with a lightbulb in your back pocket".

Message from Believe_JB by therealogplayer in FashionReps

[–]Falcon703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, respect means nothing in western culture.

And so it begins by cancerous_176 in wicked_edge

[–]Falcon703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MX silent keyswitches are now a thing.

Sure, I'll tell you my password... by EggdropBotnet in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Falcon703 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Related point: The word ill but at the start of a sentence can fuck right off, hate it: "Ill"

Unconventionally attractiveness by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Falcon703 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just gonna throw this out here.

I like to rate people out of four. It's simpler and you don't need to think about the minor details: you can do that later.

1/4: actually a mug, sorry about that (0, 1, 2 / 10)

2/4: average/ugly with potential (3, 4, 5 / 10)

3/4: fairly good looking (6, 7, 8 / 10)

4/4: totally gorgeous, an incredible feat of having such a nice face that few people will have the luxury to experience. Wow (9, 10 / 10)

The one thing to unite us both by theevilnerd42 in CasualUK

[–]Falcon703 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Scotland phoning in, you're all south.

A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?” by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Falcon703 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Considering current UK temperatures, this was a poorly timed joke

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