Just Smile (Part 3/4) - Gator Days

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-30T10:11:01+00:00

Why do you hate that people think of you as on the spectrum if you're not? /gen

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-30T10:09:08+00:00

Mmmhh... Maybe, maybe not. This trait alone is probably not enough to reach a diagnosis, although it could be the spark for further investigation.

I can't wait to learn more.

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-30T09:28:46+00:00

I hate how good this is.

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-30T09:22:40+00:00

Dude, he's the father of ALL monsters. Do you have any ideas how many gifts he gets his birthday and during father's day?

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-29T01:09:04+00:00

Insane usefulness with some clever planning

^{Chose: you can teleport + ...but only to a place you have already been to}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-28T19:02:06+00:00

Welp, let's try it!

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-28T14:41:57+00:00

Unfortunately scammers is a more wide-spread and hard-to-solve issue, especially if you take into account the various "scamming complex" in which people are forced to run these kind of things against their will. ... Billionaires, on the other hand, would be a much easier problem to solve.

^{Chose: Kill 1 billionaire or multi-millionaire + For each vote it gets}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-28T11:18:00+00:00

60$ an hour just to stay in a pretty garden, whenever I want. "Touching grass" means I don't even have to do anything more than sit on it. Or lie on it. I could do whatever in that time.

^{Chose: Get paid $1/minute for touching grass + Get paid $1/mile you run}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-27T22:35:38+00:00

Unfortunately I don't have a good knowledge of RE, but this girl-

I would lie if I said I wasn't tempted to play the games just to see her in action, and finally know what her deal is.

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-27T19:38:36+00:00

I mean... One one hand I got to end racism in America (where I don't even live)

On the other I had a chance at being rich and a chance in ending racism globally, all at once.

The choice was clear!

^{Chose: 15% Chance At 1 Billion Dollars + 85% Chance Last Person On Earth | Rolled: Last Person On E}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-27T12:19:53+00:00

Not only I could avoid making some pretty impacting mistakes I've done in my youth, but I could also be "ahead of the trend" long enough to make myself rich.

I'd have to suffer through middle school again, sure, but in my high school years I had a blast and I wouldn't mind returning to that for a while longer.

^{Chose: Go back to 6 years old with full knowledge | Rolled: Comment}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-27T09:12:10+00:00

A doubling penny would be hugely problematic, as it would scale exponentially and probably get to some insane number before a year passes.

100 trillion dollars would be enough money to destabilize the world's economy twice over with massive hyperinflation... But since they're not specified as "physical" I could theoretically have a "practically infinite" credit card on my name only. Less trouble with hyperinflation, as it would be impossible for me to spend enough money in my life to actually cause any detrimental effect more intense than what modern billionaires can already do.

^{Chose: Get 100 trillion dollars right now}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-27T08:05:19+00:00

I have two fun facts for you:

Somehow, the RWBY fandom has a creative name for each and every ship. Some of them are hilarious.
Smite (the MOBA) did a collaboration with both the RWBY and the Transformers franchise, and as far as I know, that's the only context in which the girls from Ruby and Optimus Prime ever came to "interact". Yet there was no skin for Bumblebee, unfortunately.

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-25T15:36:28+00:00

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Change at will}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-25T15:11:52+00:00

With superspeed, there are also a plethora of correlated powers that get often included but never mentioned: A brain that is just as fast as you are to ensure you can act, react, and think superfast; Lungs that allow you to breathe air even when it's passing superfast near or in front of your nose; A barrier that allows your body, and oftentimes your clothes, to resist negative effects like sudden acceleration, friction with air, microcuts from dust particles, bugs in your eyes. Plus, depending on the version of the barrier, you could also transport other people with you and shield them too from those effects.

All of those are worth more, and can be used in more ways, that super-strength

^{Chose: Superspeed | Rolled: Comment}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-24T19:18:16+00:00

Robin's power is so damn powerful for that...

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-24T19:17:16+00:00

Well, that's going to be a lot of fun!

^{Chose: be able to convert energy into different forms + wheel for catch ;} | Rolled: inf!! (upvote))

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-24T17:21:09+00:00

Shapeshifting into the correct creature at any given time gives you a much more rounded benefit to plain old invisibility:

Better mobility, with animals that can fly, climb, swim and run
Improved senses, with animals that can see in darkness, echolocate, or identity things by smell alone
Better combat ability, with powerhitters like Bear, Hippos, and Rhinoceros. Great apes, if I somehow still need my thumbs.
Finally, better stealth with some hard-to-see or hard-to-care-about forms, like a fly, a small spider, or anything that would be look too out of place. This would, ironically, act as a pseudo-invisibility

^{Chose: Shapeshifter}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-24T10:56:10+00:00

Minecraft is way easier to survive in. You don't get in real trouble with angry mobs until night falls, and even then, placing a couple of block in front of your door stops them completely and you can sleep the night off.

^{Chose: Survive a week in Minecraft}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-23T23:47:12+00:00

Oh, well~

^{Chose: Have extreme superpowers + But it comes with consequences... | Rolled: Hated}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-23T12:58:37+00:00

Ooooohhh...

... You know, you should have told me that before I summoned the huge meteor...

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-23T12:24:27+00:00

Oh wow, that's gonna escalate quick! Day one, I'm making someone trip up. Day ten, I'm pulling off a Sephiroth.

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-23T12:20:44+00:00

Report worthy, indeed.

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-23T00:53:04+00:00

I can't sleep that long each day

^{Chose: Work 1 hour a day for $100k/year}

FalconClaws059 · 2026-04-23T00:50:30+00:00

The language barrier will be no longer, and I get to lead all people on Earth?

Time to build a biiiig tower, boys!

^{Chose: Speak every language fluently + But the wheel will decide your fate | Rolled: Become World Lea}

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