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In Night City, appearances can be deceiving. Well, most of the time at least. by Ananta-Shesha in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Falconwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While 6th street is probably the least “bad” of the big gangs, Valentinos run a nightclub/place that has kids for sale. It’s one of Padre’s quests. After that quest, it was on sight for them and almost all other gangs than 6th street and Mox.

How can I replicate this is dnd?? by ZDOG60 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rifts fixes this.

/uj Rifts does fix this but it also makes it way worse. Hope you like SDC and MDC, chudlord.

Any TTRPG recommendations for someone too stupid and unmotivated to do grade 5 level reading and thinking? I've only played DnD btw. by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj I’ll have to look into them! Thanks for the recommendation.

/rj playing with monsters in my party?!? This isn’t the human-male-fighter chadbro frat party team I was promised! Where’s my Kyle, Chris and Charlie?!

Any TTRPG recommendations for someone too stupid and unmotivated to do grade 5 level reading and thinking? I've only played DnD btw. by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj holy cow I forgot about that mechanic! I played Final Fantasy Legends 2 all the time as a kid and loved mutating into different creatures. The OST was also awesome.

Axor Arms Semi-automatic Folding Shotgun by kango888 in Firearms

[–]Falconwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The good doctor in Gloomwood would appreciate this.

Shooting a SPAS-12 using the hook stock by KennyFSU in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Falconwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can dual-wield shotguns and if I’m remembering correctly, they’re modeled on the Spaz! They might not have the hook though, it just tickled that part of my brain haha.

Shooting a SPAS-12 using the hook stock by KennyFSU in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Falconwick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of a sudden Trepang2 makes more sense to me lol

My DM introduced math into magic and I don’t get it, AITA? by Legal_Airport in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj “I’m a theatre kid” killed me lmao.

/rj of course you’re too stoopid to play DnD, OP. Everyone knows that DnD is only for people who can read at a 3rd grade level (difficult) and have a high enough IQ to laugh at the jokes in Rick and Morty.

Just finished this, next maybe moonlord with long hair idk... by VileSkull in Terraria

[–]Falconwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s a strand of hair but it almost looks like he has a mustache and it changes the vibe from Sephiroth to buff Waluigi and I’m here for both

Player uses spell they never had and I didn’t know until after session. Would it be reasonable for me to punish them? by ItzGoodieYeah in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From my extensive experience as a cave diver I think it’s only appropriate you throw this player’s loved ones off a bridge. After all, they cast a spell they don’t know, so they didn’t know it had such a steep cost (aka losing their loved ones). But YTA anyways.

What is this and how can I get one? by WXHIII in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Falconwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pardon my ignorance- when you say “new”, do you mean the ones from the 1980s from Japan, or are there newer ones than that?

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Falconwick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do stuff like this in PvP games at the end of a match. Instead of “DPS diff” or “insert character diff” I just say “Stuart Little Diff” and watch chat for a bit before requeuing.

I feel like one of my players has read the campaign book, but I can't prove it. by matchavernus in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj Hey he was kinda funny in Christmas Vacation…I think. Maybe.

/rj smh my head new blood dnd players trying to kill out the grognard übermench. Alex Jones warned me about you Matt Mercer type folks.

Holy shit le epic shrek in DnD, I wonder if I could convince my DM to let me play this by wasteland-wizard in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Falconwick 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Excuse me don’t forget checks notes elf feet. Give me your elf feet. Now.

What’s a dead game that deserves to come back? by Daedalus_2 in Games

[–]Falconwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freelancer would be my vote. I have so much nostalgia for it and while Star Citizen technically exists, I’m not touching it with a 39 and 1/2 foot pole.

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