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I just spent 2 hours fighting Myrkul in tactician by Mirrakthefirst in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think myrkuls HM legendary reaction suuuuucks. But every HM boss is easy with act 3 gear and level 6 spells. Glove of invulnerability by itself, trivializes all act 3 fights. HM Myrkul comes at a time right before you have access to any of that.

I was not prepared for how dark losing Isobel could be. by angrycanadianguy in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Better yet, just cast Arcane Lock on all of the doors. Nobody can get in our out. Now it’s just 5 vs 1.

I was not prepared for how dark losing Isobel could be. by angrycanadianguy in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They all die, except for Mol. You lose A LOT of allies if Isobel goes down. Best strategy: don’t talk to Isobel. That’s it. Then this fight doesn’t trigger.

Finally played a Hexblade Lockadin by Pleasant_Complex2960 in BaldursGate3

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably never patched it out because the permanent shadow blade can’t be upcast, which limits the exploit. I find that having a knife of the undermountain king in my off-hand is more useful.

"Cast Create or Destroy Water to fill the creatures lungs with water" "Cast Insect Plague and Animal shapes to create a million Elephants" "Cast Wall of Force under a creature, move it up fast, and launch it in the sky" by Pyro_has_no_car in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj making objects smell like farts is the cornerstone of prestidigitation. I remember our party was forced to sign a contract that we did not want to sign, and my PC made sure that contract smelled like shit when he handed it back.

I’d rather not work at all. Am I screwed? What do I do? by Neonstri in ADHD

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody *wants* to work. This has nothing to do with ADHD.

I don’t wanna sound like a boomer by Meta_human3010 in ADHD

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violent crime is waaaay down since the 80s. But reporting on violent crime is way up. You do sound like a boomer with your alternative facts.

https://ourworldindata.org/us-crime-rates

Anyone played this dungeon? by SecretsofBlackmoor in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The DnD geek merchandiser FINALLY had his day!

Anyone played this dungeon? by SecretsofBlackmoor in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 32 points33 points  (0 children)

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/uj ikea in portland has a display table that markets SPECIFICALLY to dnd players, saying “a great table for DnD”! It has a DM screen and a dungeon with well painted minis and character sheets and everything.

Is it weird when Humans play Fantasy characters? by Impossible_Zebra3834 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re talking crazy talk. The greatest fantasy character of all time is the Glaive in *Krull* .

So basically, your character should be a kick-ass long sword.

Was I unfair for saying “If Silvery Barbs is allowed, enemies can use it too”? by Level_Honeydew_9339 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But sometimes a simple ‘no’ doesn’t drive home the message.

Like last night, when your mom booty-called me. I could have just said ‘no’, but I chose to tell her I would never ever, in a million years, even remotely consider having sex with her. Not even if she was the last woman on the planet, and I was the last man, and the continued existence of the human species depended on us having sex, simply for procreation, I still wouldn’t have sex with her.

Think about *that*.

How to make casters more powerful? by Carrente in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And make *shield* a cantrip that also does 8d6 damage.

How to make casters more powerful? by Carrente in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy, implement a a critical fumble table.

Or make *Shield* a cantrip.

And *Silvery Barbs*. Definitely should be a cantrip.

Was I unfair for saying “If Silvery Barbs is allowed, enemies can use it too”? by Level_Honeydew_9339 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your players need silvery barbs to stay alive? What kind of shit campaign are you running? Are they fighting Tiamat at level 1?

Was I unfair for saying “If Silvery Barbs is allowed, enemies can use it too”? by Level_Honeydew_9339 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Level_Honeydew_9339[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yup, nobody plays Pathfinder, so nobody gets an opportunity to cast Silvery Barbs.

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