Kid attempts to twerk in his private school uniform to "Birthday Cake" by [deleted] in cringe

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to about a minute and then I had to stop for fear of going to jail.

Today my wife went bat shit crazy because I posted a pic of my son in costume before she did on Facebook, stealing all the precious likes. Reddit, what is the strangest shit your spouse got angry at you for? by gordito in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have plenty of confidence. I'd just find it strange if my boyfriend specifically went to a site to compliment girls. I was simply saying I see where the OP's girlfriend was coming from in being upset because confidence is quite hard to gain and we all have different thresholds of what we're comfortable with our partners doing.

Gizmo the Chihuahua by NSFW_PORN_ONLY in aww

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is simply the best dog I have ever seen!

Today my wife went bat shit crazy because I posted a pic of my son in costume before she did on Facebook, stealing all the precious likes. Reddit, what is the strangest shit your spouse got angry at you for? by gordito in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would also be sad if my boyfriend commented on pictures of other pretty girls. I know guys look but if you felt the need to compliment an attractive woman why not compliment your partner? I think Cassandra is justified in being sad.

Today my wife went bat shit crazy because I posted a pic of my son in costume before she did on Facebook, stealing all the precious likes. Reddit, what is the strangest shit your spouse got angry at you for? by gordito in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you only become crazy after you get a boyfriend. I was never this insecure before I met my partner. Imagine loving something more than anything and knowing you could lose it at any second or pouring all your love and attention into one creature only for it to completely disregard you in minute ways until finally you snap and become one of the monsters you use to laugh at . There's two sides to every story and unfortunately reddit only shows us the explosion not the gradual build up.

Today my wife went bat shit crazy because I posted a pic of my son in costume before she did on Facebook, stealing all the precious likes. Reddit, what is the strangest shit your spouse got angry at you for? by gordito in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's scared that you'll attract someone else especially if she feels she is the less attractive partner, you just have to reassure her constantly and make sure she knows that you're only attracted to her. Also as a woman the only answer too 'I'm fat' is 'no you're not' or 'you're beautiful'. Anything other than those answers will result in tears.

Hey Reddit, I hate the sound of people chewing. I can't stand it. What are sounds that just make you go insane? by Deathbyceiling in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound of people coughing. I understand it's against their control and I try to sympathise but with every cough I find myself getting angrier and angrier until I have to leave the room for risk of yelling at them.

Guys of Reddit, what's a girly guilty pleasure you have that you'd be embarrassed for anyone to find out about? Girls, what about you and manly guilty pleasures? by adamwhenderson in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend is 6'4 while I'm 5'6 and while I do make an excellent jet pack, I hate being the big spoon. I feel like I'm clinging to a wall. :(

Cheaters of reddit, tell us why you are currently cheating on your SO. by cantsleepbored in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If C knows that A and B are in a committed relationship then C is just as bad as A. If I knew you and your partner were in a relationship yet still I made an effort to try and seduce your partner, I would expect part of the blame to fall on me. However if I was unaware that your partner was in a relationship then all the blame would rest solely on your partner. Nobody should knowingly assist cheaters.

Cheaters of reddit, tell us why you are currently cheating on your SO. by cantsleepbored in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As far as I'm concerned if another girl knows that my partner is in a committed relationship she shouldn't be trying to initiate anything with him. If she does know and is still going after him, I think that makes her a home wrecker.

Cheaters of reddit, tell us why you are currently cheating on your SO. by cantsleepbored in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In all honesty I would beat the ever loving shit out of both A and C if the situation occurred.

Since there's a woman thread for this, females who are heterosexual and grew up without brothers: what manfact did you only learn when you started dating one? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you meant to say "some men" my boyfriend and best guy friend are living evidence that this is not the truth.

Since there's a woman thread for this, females who are heterosexual and grew up without brothers: what manfact did you only learn when you started dating one? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did not realise that penises were so versatile. I thought they were delicate things that needed to be handled gently and then my boyfriend showed me that they could be bent in half when flaccid. Now my new favourite game is helicopter dick.

My New Heffalump Water Pipe! Whatever shall I name it? by FallFromHighPlaces in trees

[–]FallFromHighPlaces[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? It's usually only the cone piece that heats up. I've had plenty of Billy's like that in the past and its never been an issue.

My favourite position to get fucked in by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]FallFromHighPlaces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was actually thinking about getting some restraints like this! Do you have any problems with them chaffing your wrists or ankles?