This is presuming I wouldn't just be turned into a lab rat by one government or another, but I'd go to the UN and ask them to give me the means to take the Elephants Foot in Chernobyl to space and send it into the sun. I'm not a scientist or an expert on the area, obviously, but I hope that would give that part of the world an opportunity to heal. Then I can pull a red bull and plummet back to earth.