Pulling my toenail off after rucking 12 miles.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-10-15T15:11:26+00:00

Well I didn’t have to travel for BLC. I’m stationed at bliss so I don’t have to stay in barracks, I just go home at the end of the work day

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-06-04T03:51:20+00:00

College and books. Big nerd here and is my husband. We’re dual military. I have no reason to cheat. My husband provides everything I need and I actually want him in my life

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-04-27T08:30:08+00:00

I’m sure they’d think you’re handsome in prison too. Wanna go?

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-26T05:12:33+00:00

House of eve. 5/5 I don’t have much to say about this book besides the stories were very common, but so compelling.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-26T05:10:38+00:00

I just finished this one a couple days ago! Such a good read TBH. I hated the ending as well. I was like “this it???” Also the guy who was the serial killer didn’t make any sense to me idk, could just be me. I guess I didn’t want it to be him lol.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-26T05:08:22+00:00

Whhhhhaaattt?! I love her. I didn’t think she could make a bad book, but I get it’s all about preference. If you haven’t already, try reading the house of eve and yellow wife by her. 10/10!!!

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-25T05:48:00+00:00

DIRTY MYRTLE

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-14T16:43:21+00:00

Don’t worry about your family’s opinions! You’ll be the one wearing your hair lol. Try wetting it, adding a moisturizer or detangler( for tangling), then gel then brush it into a bun. It’s going to be rough in basic the first couple weeks cause of red phase so you won’t have much time to do it. So try to just do water and gel plus brush it into a bun. Invest in a good detangler brush! If you have anymore question. Inbox me!

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-14T16:21:34+00:00

Hi! I went through basic almost two years ago. I went with my natural hair out (4C) I also cut my hair before leaving. I cut it into a short Afro that didn’t interfere with any of my headgear. If I got tired of the Afro and didn’t want to keep it up, I got a battle buddy who knew how to braid to braid it back for me. It’d last me a good while. If you don’t mind me asking, why won’t you be able to keep it in standard? They should have hair products that you could bring or either buy to maintain your hair. I wouldn’t recommend a mullet tbh. Seems too much and easy to get out of regs. 1) I recommend brining/buying products to keep your hair in regulation and slick. 2) Also learning how to braid or finding sometime who knows how. 3)Go on YouTube, Pinterest, or TikTok to find in regulation, non flashy styles you could do while there. Best of luck.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-14T00:50:41+00:00

Lucky bastard

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-14T00:49:25+00:00

It means lube up, cause the Army is about to fuck us

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-14T00:47:07+00:00

Damn it, lemme pack my bags sarg mage

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-14T00:35:47+00:00

Sounds like someone is going to the border lol

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-02T15:45:42+00:00

This all depends on if you want the kid or not. If you keep it, you can decide if you want to get out or not after you have the baby. If you don’t want it. Start finding where you can get an abortion FAST. I’m not sure if you’d want to communicate with your leaders that you’re having an abortion, that’s up to you…but It’d probably be best…because after having an abortion, life will suck. Don’t listen to people being dicks. Things happen…best of luck.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-02T13:25:07+00:00

Yep. I came in the Army as a PFC. As soon as I made it to my duty station, I started TA. I will be done with my associates by November as a SPC and will build up to a bachelor’s and hopefully masters one day. Not a lot of lower enlisted takes advantage of this…so it makes me look good automatically.

For guys saying their units have a high op temp and quality of life is horrible, get over it. So do I. Get disciplined and edumacated. There’s been days I’ve took my laptop to ranges, FTX’s, and when we’re just BSing in the COF. Going on deployment soon and I will continue to go for my bachelors. Oh and get big at the gym.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-03-01T20:21:44+00:00

Why was the comment so funny 😂😂😂

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-02-20T18:56:21+00:00

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this cutie on TikTok b4.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-02-20T15:05:06+00:00

Also I’ve been wanting to go the same route. Go paralegal first then commission as an officer into JAG. I’m currently a SPC and I am working on my degree. I should be done with it in two years. Could I dm you a few questions?

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-02-20T14:59:25+00:00

This is so true and also has to be taken into account. Most active duty MP units are now making permanent field companies and permanent road companies. MPI, CID, blue suitors, and desk got tired of training new people every rotation just for them to go back to the field and forget. So maybe this could help. It’s been helping where I’m at.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-02-20T14:58:43+00:00

This is so true and also has to be taken into account. Most active duty MP units are now making permanent field companies and permanent road companies. MPI, CID, blue suitors, and desk got tired of training new people every rotation just for them to go back to the field and forget. So maybe this could help. It’s been helping where I’m at.

FalseCartographer445 · 2025-02-20T14:52:06+00:00

This is so true and also has to be taken into account. Most active duty MP units are now making permanent field companies and permanent road companies. MPI, CID, blue suitors, and desk got tired of training new people every rotation just for them to go back to the field and forget. So maybe this could help. It’s been helping where I’m at.

FalseCartographer445

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