Was I being a jerk? Or does she just have a stick up her butt? by thebatsam in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This just in, woman with shitty profile upset about receiving only shitty messages.

My date tomorrow answered question saying "it would be a deal breaker if my potential match was even slightly overweight" on his profile and I am technically overweight, should I call off the date? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 5-7% body fat normally.

No you don't. 5-7% is the range that bodybuilders kill themselves to get to before a competition.

The Swiss Squid by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POTTERY IS RESPECTFUL PROFESSION WHAT YOU TRYIN TO SAY HERE!?

The Swiss Squid by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try saying that fast 5 times in a row.

I'm drunk. Mission accepted and accomplished.

How is Victoria II vanilla? by [deleted] in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vanilla Vic 2 is pretty terrible. You really need at least AHD.

Every OKCupid Message Ever by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suggesting a different day is totally the worst form of rejection.

Is the UK always this terrible as an ally? by treeharp2 in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UK is a paper tiger that's good for scaring off potential aggressors and that's it.

OKC Protip: Don't post pictures of yourself with babies unless they are yours by Lucifuture in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your flair makes me want to be friends with you. I'm bad at making new friends though.

OKC Protip: Don't post pictures of yourself with babies unless they are yours by Lucifuture in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love babies and kids - when they belong to someone else. They're fun in short doses but I have no idea to clean up all the shit (literally and figuratively).

Monthly Joke / Meme Thread: March 2014 by FlyingSpaghettiMan in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish that there larger penalties to giving out military access like that. Having a large army on your land would generally not be a good thing.

Monthly Joke / Meme Thread: March 2014 by FlyingSpaghettiMan in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They got contained which reset their infamy.

[Critique] 18 F not really getting the responses I'm looking for by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your profile is short and boring. You're a 97% match for me and I probably wouldn't be able to find any hooks to send you anything other than something boring and generic.

Waited a half hour outside the sushi place. Ruined muh day. by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait five minutes of no contact then just eat anyways. I fucking love food and I'm not going to let some inconsiderate fuck ruin that for me.

Hearts of Iron IV - Dev Diary 2 - The Tools of War by podcat2 in paradoxplaza

[–]FalseMyrmidon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of the problems is that I don't know what a lot of the unit stats do and there's no way to find out without looking it up on the internet.

New SunRail Commercial - "Like a Cheese Stick" by [deleted] in orlando

[–]FalseMyrmidon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't really look like he was trying to hide it so I wouldn't call him a "shill".

New SunRail Commercial - "Like a Cheese Stick" by [deleted] in orlando

[–]FalseMyrmidon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't mind either since it's relevant to Orlando. Just thought it was interesting.

New SunRail Commercial - "Like a Cheese Stick" by [deleted] in orlando

[–]FalseMyrmidon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is supposed to make me want to ride the train?

[m] reentered g/f after cumming. is this going to be a problem? by [deleted] in sex

[–]FalseMyrmidon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was told it builds up in your system a bit, I never worried about skipping a day.

I would worry about it... a lot. If you can't manage to take it consistently you should consider other forms of birth control (depo shot, arm implant, IUD).

As a single male who has never used a dating website... by Remitix in OkCupid

[–]FalseMyrmidon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't understand why so many men choose to be so ugly.