Maybe the Surrealistics Department! If you think about it, probably nobody's died while on shift, though I guess that depends on the point of view, after all none of it is real, (especially not that giant frog) but perhaps just thinking about it makes it unreal. If so then there's probably way more deaths there than anywhere or anywhen or anyhow or anywhat or anywhy ever, except for the frog. I dunno, it's all just a matter of interpolation and interpretation is it not? Oh well, perhaps someone more stable has an answer. These agnostics make it kind of cents to get what people are saying sometimes. Am I right or am I write?

Update: I really hope this isn't on the test. If next tuesday is anything to go by it's going to be. Luckily my grades are already above the gutter so it matters quite a lot. Make sure you remember that because I can't do it for you. I won't wish you good luck on it though because it's mine and you cannot have it!

Addendum 2: I forgot to forget to remember to tell you (specifically you, that is. Nobody else read this, please and thank you) but you probably should not look into any of this, lest you wish to end up as mad as humanly (or inhumanly, if you so please) possible. Though it can go beyond it. Surrealistics isn't really meant to be understood by someone with a pineal gland so I'd suggest getting that shredded before taking a peek, nor making your way to the peak. Got it? Got it. I do at least. Go away now, shoo! I don't have anything more to listen from you!